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Jump Into Hasselhoff's Car (New Hoff Video!)

Posted on 07/02/2006 8:53:47 PM PDT by pcottraux

Still doesn't quite capture the magic of "Hooked on a Feeling," but have a look at "Jump Into My Car."

Wow. Just wow.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: hasselhoff; hoff; hoffster; jumpincar; thehoff
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To: AnnaZ

Well, I think you're taking it too seriously. For one thing, in all likelihood, Hasslehoff himself probably has very little to do with these videos. He stars in them, but the concepts, direction, plot outlines, etc. are done by directors, artists, conceptual people, etc.

Those people are probably pretty wacked out, though.


61 posted on 07/02/2006 11:12:28 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: pcottraux
You're making it sound like I'm more concerned than the Hoff. If I worry more about his rep than he does, well, then, Houston, we have a problem.

(Besides, every "lead", at that point in their career, gives a "go" or a "no" on the final cut....)

62 posted on 07/02/2006 11:17:00 PM PDT by AnnaZ (I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?)
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To: AnnaZ

David knows you're far too smart to be a hausfrau in his hoffbrau.

And he is deeply cheesed.


63 posted on 07/02/2006 11:26:52 PM PDT by JennysCool (Roll out the Canarble Wagon!)
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To: AnnaZ

Even if he gives the final "go," he more-than-likely is just doing videos like this because of market demands. It's what all his fans in Germany expect. I wouldn't pretend to know why.


64 posted on 07/02/2006 11:31:12 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: BJClinton

Nope...11...13, depending on how I count!


65 posted on 07/03/2006 6:50:26 AM PDT by JRios1968 (There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
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To: Allegra

I'll send new ones on a C-5 for you!


66 posted on 07/03/2006 6:51:23 AM PDT by JRios1968 (There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
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To: pcottraux
You're being far too easy on him. He's a complete loon. (And too damn old to be doing these ridiculous "I'm eye candy!" videos. Blech!)

= )

67 posted on 07/03/2006 8:25:50 AM PDT by AnnaZ (I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?)
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To: JennysCool
Did you watch the video? There's at least one deeply disturbing pelvic-thrust dance-move, and, dare I say it... evidence of man-boobies.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

68 posted on 07/03/2006 8:28:04 AM PDT by AnnaZ (I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?)
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To: AnnaZ

That's just too terrifying to contemplate on a Monday morning!


69 posted on 07/03/2006 8:40:00 AM PDT by JennysCool (Roll out the Canarble Wagon!)
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To: JennysCool
Or any day/any time. (It just might be slightly milder than contemplating Mexican elections, though...)
70 posted on 07/03/2006 8:47:03 AM PDT by AnnaZ (I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?)
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To: AnnaZ

I was just contemplating Mexican elections. Gave me a headache.


71 posted on 07/03/2006 9:18:14 AM PDT by JennysCool (Roll out the Canarble Wagon!)
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To: JennysCool
See what I mean? Ahhh... the soothing brainlessness of the Hoff...
72 posted on 07/03/2006 9:21:30 AM PDT by AnnaZ (I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?)
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To: AnnaZ

Yes, the song was disturbing from the standpoint that he pretended to be someone he wasn't. That's not funny at all.

It's downright creepy that anyone could watch that video and relate to him. It repulses me.


73 posted on 07/03/2006 11:58:35 AM PDT by scott7278 (The War on Terror includes defending the homefront from the MSM.)
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To: pcottraux

TY for the ping...


74 posted on 07/03/2006 6:07:11 PM PDT by Kate of Spice Island (Nothing matters but the weekend...from a Tuesday point of view!)
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To: pcottraux

OH NO!!!! not again!!!!!!!!


aaaarrrggg!


75 posted on 07/03/2006 6:12:07 PM PDT by KoRn
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To: pcottraux


"Which once again proves my theory - the Germans love David Hasselhoff"
76 posted on 07/03/2006 11:41:56 PM PDT by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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To: Xenalyte
You have seen this....right?
77 posted on 07/03/2006 11:48:19 PM PDT by Allegra (A Journey of 1,000 Miles Begins with A Bunch of Security Hassles at the Airport)
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To: Allegra; AnnaZ; Bacon Man; Blackirish; Bloody Sam Roberts; Darksheare; Dashing Dasher; dfwddr; ...
I had not! Didn't get online last night.

Ultimate Nutball David Hasselhoff Video Ping List ping!

And thanks to Allegra for the heads-up.
78 posted on 07/04/2006 6:27:49 AM PDT by Xenalyte (I want you to remember this face. This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.)
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To: pcottraux; Allegra; presidio9; AnnaZ; JennysCool

Un . . . freakin' . . . be-LIEV-able.

My husband says Hass has had LOTS of plastic surgery.


79 posted on 07/04/2006 6:33:26 AM PDT by Xenalyte (I want you to remember this face. This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.)
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To: pcottraux

That is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen.


80 posted on 07/04/2006 6:44:13 AM PDT by ShadowDancer (No autopsy, no foul.)
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