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To: JRios1968; Genesis defender; genefromjersey; rzeznikj at stout; bwteim; Lost Dutchman; ...
**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** Ping List





Roll Call:
2 posted on 06/29/2006 11:47:29 PM PDT by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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To: sully777

FredHead checking in......

Teaching a course this week, 50 question final test and the course is over this morning. I'll check back in later.

I leave you with this from Wednesday night's Blue Collar TV:

I believe....

(Jeff Foxworthy) I believe there's more than one way to skin a cat....and the cat's not gonna like any of them.

(Larry the Cable Guy) I believe I have six-pack abs....there's just a keg on top of them.

(Ron White) I believe there's nothing wrong with sex on television...or the couch, or the floor, or the kitchen table.........

BTW check out the tagline.


29 posted on 06/30/2006 4:21:00 AM PDT by fredhead (Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)
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To: sully777

I'm here.


30 posted on 06/30/2006 6:12:45 AM PDT by JRios1968 (There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
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To: sully777
YEE - HAH!!!!!!

Everyone ready for the Fourth of July?

32 posted on 06/30/2006 6:18:13 AM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: sully777

One afternoon, while talking to his friend Luther, Clem announced, "You know, I figure I'm about ready for another vacation, but this year I'm gonna plan it a little different." "How so," asked Luther? "Well, the last few years I took your advice on where to go. Three years ago you said 'go to Hawaii'. So I went to Hawaii and Ethel Mae turned up pregnant. Then two years ago you said 'go to the Bahamas'. I went to the Bahamas and Ethel Mae got pregnant. Then last year you said 'go to Tahiti' and when I did she got pregnant again!" "So what're you gonna do different this year," Luther asked? "Well," replied Clem "for starters, this year I'm takin' Ethel Mae with me!"


42 posted on 06/30/2006 6:39:02 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (Valor is a Gift.Those having it never know for sure whether they have it till the test comes)
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To: sully777
It's Friday. Stop twisting yourself in a pretzel at work


43 posted on 06/30/2006 6:39:03 AM PDT by Tolik
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To: sully777
Morning Sully!

Happy Friday!!!

45 posted on 06/30/2006 6:43:07 AM PDT by Millee (Tancredo 08!)
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To: sully777

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CvVp7b5gzqU&search=comcast%20couch


Why are Cable tv rates so high?


46 posted on 06/30/2006 6:43:10 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (Valor is a Gift.Those having it never know for sure whether they have it till the test comes)
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To: sully777

47 posted on 06/30/2006 6:47:12 AM PDT by BenLurkin ("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
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To: sully777
Twit Olympics, one of my favorite skits (Dead parrot is the best)
72 posted on 06/30/2006 7:44:51 AM PDT by #1CTYankee (That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
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To: sully777

Top 100?


82 posted on 06/30/2006 7:58:26 AM PDT by secret garden (Dubiety reigns here)
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To: VadeRetro; js1138; Spktyr; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; Conspiracy Guy; NYC GOP Chick; ...

guess what just arrived at the gun store...

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my Saiga-12 3" chambered 19" barrel 5-shot semiauto shotgun.

there goes this week's pay.

*visualize me chuckling in rapidly building maniacal delight*


95 posted on 06/30/2006 8:22:06 AM PDT by King Prout (many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
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To: Fla road trip

Pingy


107 posted on 06/30/2006 8:44:48 AM PDT by day10 (Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: sully777
In early!

I will be working on celebrating my 44th tonight.

159 posted on 06/30/2006 9:53:26 AM PDT by Kate of Spice Island (Nothing matters but the weekend...from a Tuesday point of view!)
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To: sully777; BJClinton; All
Well I must go purchase large quantities of fireworks with the family. I'll be back later this evening with the one or two diehards. Carry on with all silliness.


255 posted on 06/30/2006 11:47:27 AM PDT by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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