Posted on 06/22/2006 9:56:25 PM PDT by sully777
The photos of Taipai are not reality. As for Spain, Catalonia-Aragon would be my choice, as well as a trip into Provence.
Meant to write "not reality" in a question form.
Woohoo! Now I can celebrate the OFST even though I work midnights!
Thanks - I'm too tired during the day to do much celebrating.
I'm told this is a real court room exchange...
Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
Top 100!
From: Mrs Breggie Williams For sure this mail would definitely come to you as a surprise, but do take your good time to painstakenly go through it before disposing it, as I mean well. ln briefy introduction, l am Mrs Breggie Williams a nationality of Philippine . I am married to Mr. Chima Willimas who worked with Filipino embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2001. We were married for eleven years without a child. he died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were living together in good harmony. When my late husband was alive we deposited the sum of USD$6.5Million (Six Million Five hundred thousand U.S. Dollars) in one of good security company here in COTE D' IVOIRE . Presently, this money is still with the security company. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke.Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to Ophanage (less previlages) or to an individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here acording to my desire. I needed good and God fearing partner that will use this fund for the helping orphanages. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband,s relatives are not Christians and never loved me for once through out my marriage expereince with my late husband. therefor,I don,t want my family hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a situation whereby this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going to. I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health as my Medical Doctor advised and because of the presence of my family relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the security company who will assist you and work with you concerning the deposited money in the security company. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the partner and the beneficiary of the money. I want you to always pray for me, My happiness is that I lived a life of a aged mother and worthy Christian. Any delay in your reply will give me room in looking for contact for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act Accordingly as I stated here. reply through this email:bridggiell@caramail.com From Mrs Breggie Williams. bridggiell@caramail.com
Hmmmmm....got an early start I see.
I see no puns here........
Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super.
At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience.
Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been years before. They walked into the woods and before long came upon a brook. One of the men said to the other, "This is the place!".
The other replied, "No, it's not!".
The first man said, "Yes, I do recognize the clover growing on the bank on the other side.
To which the other man replied, "Silly, you can't tell a brook by it's clover."
Three guys are walking through the woods when a foo bird flies over and poops on one's head.
He immediately wipes it off and drops dead.
The other two guys start getting worried and begin to hurry to get out of the woods.
A foo bird flies over and poops on another guy's head. Instinctively, he wipes it off and also keels over dead.
The last guy is really scared by now, and starts to run.
A foo bird flies over and poops on his head. He starts to wipe it off and suddenly thinks, "My friends wiped the poop off and died." So he left the poop on his head, and is alive to this day.
The moral of this story is:
If the foo sh!ts, wear it.
Have you ever heard of the ono bird?
He has legs that are 2 inches long and his balls hang down 4 inches.
Everytime he starts to land you can hear him screaming OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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