Hmmmmm....got an early start I see.
I see no puns here........
Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super.
At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience.
Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been years before. They walked into the woods and before long came upon a brook. One of the men said to the other, "This is the place!".
The other replied, "No, it's not!".
The first man said, "Yes, I do recognize the clover growing on the bank on the other side.
To which the other man replied, "Silly, you can't tell a brook by it's clover."
Three guys are walking through the woods when a foo bird flies over and poops on one's head.
He immediately wipes it off and drops dead.
The other two guys start getting worried and begin to hurry to get out of the woods.
A foo bird flies over and poops on another guy's head. Instinctively, he wipes it off and also keels over dead.
The last guy is really scared by now, and starts to run.
A foo bird flies over and poops on his head. He starts to wipe it off and suddenly thinks, "My friends wiped the poop off and died." So he left the poop on his head, and is alive to this day.
The moral of this story is:
If the foo sh!ts, wear it.
Have you ever heard of the ono bird?
He has legs that are 2 inches long and his balls hang down 4 inches.
Everytime he starts to land you can hear him screaming OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!