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| 6-23-06
| sully777
Posted on 06/22/2006 9:56:25 PM PDT by sully777
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Miscellaneous; Sports; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: booyah; burnt; friday; ofst; sandinmysuit; silliness; squishy; summer; swimming; whatwinter
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To: sully777
421
posted on
06/23/2006 11:03:48 AM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: martin_fierro
422
posted on
06/23/2006 11:04:00 AM PDT
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: fredhead
I'll have to keep that idea in mind next time we go to the lake...
423
posted on
06/23/2006 11:04:29 AM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: BerthaDee; teenyelliott
Careful, teeny is half my size and I am a little afraid of her,....
(although I admit, it kinda turns me on)
But anyway, carry on.
424
posted on
06/23/2006 11:05:24 AM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(I'm your huckleberry)
To: HOTTIEBOY
Oooohhhh, what a cute dog...
and yes,
they do make the BEST pre-dish washers...
Especially roasting pans.
(Oh, and he's got a cute butt too)
425
posted on
06/23/2006 11:05:51 AM PDT
by
najida
(The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
To: HOTTIEBOY
What doesn't turn you on?
(no Helen Thomas pictures, please)
426
posted on
06/23/2006 11:06:14 AM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: Zavien Doombringer
Interessante Übersetzung. Ich halte, um zu sprechen, aber wem ist CH und warum er spricht nicht schmutzig?
427
posted on
06/23/2006 11:06:27 AM PDT
by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
To: sully777
VOCABULARY LESSONS FOR THE DAY
The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners:
Presidue: Stains found on Monica's dress.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Tatyr: A lecherous Mr. Potato Head.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth
explodes and it's, like, a serious bummer.
Glibido: All talk and no action.
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
To: BerthaDee
Deshalb wann fängt der Spaß an?
429
posted on
06/23/2006 11:06:38 AM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(Mr. Franklin, what form of customes did you create in Tiajunna? A beeber, Madam, if you can stune it)
To: najida; nuke rocketeer; HOTTIEBOY
I like it colder. Better for NHOs.
To: teenyelliott
431
posted on
06/23/2006 11:07:26 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
To: HOTTIEBOY
Ah, screw teeny.
She's smaller than me too, but I can kick her bottom quite readily.
432
posted on
06/23/2006 11:08:07 AM PDT
by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
To: Lucky9teen
That is exactly what my humongo dog does to my kittens.
433
posted on
06/23/2006 11:08:37 AM PDT
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: EX52D
No Helen Thomas, Phyllis diller!!
434
posted on
06/23/2006 11:08:46 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(The greatest privilege of citizenship is to be able to freely bear arms under one's country's flag.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
"tell you he misses you.
Tell him I'm not gay.
To: fredhead
Why doesn't the guy pull the string!!!
To: najida
Dog butts? As a former dog owner, that's one subject I don't wish to discuss. Let's just say it was a time I'd soon forget...
437
posted on
06/23/2006 11:10:27 AM PDT
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: BJClinton
438
posted on
06/23/2006 11:10:30 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
To: najida
I had a no-count friend of mine who would come over just about suppertime everyday.
I got fed up one night I whispered to the 7 year-old what to do.
After supper, she gave the plate to HotRod to lick clean then she put it back in the cabinet.
Haven't seen my friend for supper since.
439
posted on
06/23/2006 11:10:35 AM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(I'm your huckleberry)
To: Zavien Doombringer
The fun? Do you mean the dirty talk?
440
posted on
06/23/2006 11:11:00 AM PDT
by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
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