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BOOYAH! The Official Friday Silliness Thread's Salute To Summer
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| 6-23-06
| sully777
Posted on 06/22/2006 9:56:25 PM PDT by sully777
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Miscellaneous; Sports; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: booyah; burnt; friday; ofst; sandinmysuit; silliness; squishy; summer; swimming; whatwinter
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To: sully777
321
posted on
06/23/2006 10:15:50 AM PDT
by
usmcobra
(A single rogue Marine, yeah that can happen, but a whole Unit, only a liberal would believe that BS)
To: BerthaDee
322
posted on
06/23/2006 10:16:06 AM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(I'm your huckleberry)
To: nuke rocketeer
323
posted on
06/23/2006 10:16:25 AM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: amxfan2002
Today's Stock Market Report:
Helium was up, feathers were down.
Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market.
Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Diapers remained unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca Cola fizzled.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated.
Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.
324
posted on
06/23/2006 10:16:39 AM PDT
by
JJR RNCH
(Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
To: JJR RNCH
You might be a redneck if...
going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight.
your mother ever said "Y'all come in here and look at this before I flush it."
you've ever been too drunk to fish.
you've ever financed a tattoo.
you go to a family reunion to meet women.
you have a home that is mobile and six cars that aren't.
325
posted on
06/23/2006 10:17:15 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(The greatest privilege of citizenship is to be able to freely bear arms under one's country's flag.)
To: EX52D
Redneck grill
To: Maximus of Texas
I know nothing!!!
327
posted on
06/23/2006 10:20:26 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(The greatest privilege of citizenship is to be able to freely bear arms under one's country's flag.)
To: Jade01; HOTTIEBOY; Maximus of Texas; Tatze; BJClinton; Dallas59
Zutreffend aber nicht alle wir
Juliette Forrest: What does "Foc" mean?
Rigby Reardon: It's a slang word. When a man and a woman are in love, the man puts his ...
Juliette Forrest: No, no. Here: "F. O. C. ..."
~~Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
328
posted on
06/23/2006 10:20:37 AM PDT
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: nuke rocketeer
LOL...I've never seen that one! :)
329
posted on
06/23/2006 10:20:42 AM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: BerthaDee
Sie haben Arschloch gesagt? Schande!
330
posted on
06/23/2006 10:20:55 AM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(I'm your huckleberry)
To: HOTTIEBOY
331
posted on
06/23/2006 10:21:51 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
To: fredhead; amxfan2002
You might be a reneck if...
You've ever been stuck in your own driveway.
You refer to your dog as the dishwasher.
Your car is made out of 17 others and each part is a different color.
You repair your car in the autoparts store parking lot.
You can name all the characters from the "Dukes of Hazzard".
You recite lines from "The Dukes of Hazzard".
You keep track of all the belt holders in all the wrestling leagues.
You got married in the family car, in a drive-thru chapel.
You search your computer monitor for the dial that changes channels.
Your idea of a fancy dessert is "moon pie ala mode".
332
posted on
06/23/2006 10:22:59 AM PDT
by
JJR RNCH
(Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
To: Lucky9teen
333
posted on
06/23/2006 10:23:14 AM PDT
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: HOTTIEBOY
Ich bin so beschämt. Und voll von der Schmach. Ich bin ein schlechtes schlechtes Mädchen. Verprügeln Sie mich?
334
posted on
06/23/2006 10:25:31 AM PDT
by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
To: nuke rocketeer
Redneck doorbell.
335
posted on
06/23/2006 10:26:07 AM PDT
by
JJR RNCH
(Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
To: Maximus of Texas
"Vould you like a roll in ze hay?"
336
posted on
06/23/2006 10:26:24 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(The greatest privilege of citizenship is to be able to freely bear arms under one's country's flag.)
To: HOTTIEBOY; y'all
Glücklichen Freitag alle!
To: JJR RNCH
Your front porch caves in under the weight of two refrigerators and a couch and kills nine dogs under it.
338
posted on
06/23/2006 10:26:54 AM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(I'm your huckleberry)
To: JJR RNCH
To: nuke rocketeer
340
posted on
06/23/2006 10:29:31 AM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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