Posted on 06/22/2006 9:56:25 PM PDT by sully777
Relieving Stress at Work
1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
2. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (At Least for the Male co-workers.)
3. Address your boss as "your excellency".
4. When your boss turns on his laser pointer in a conference meeting, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
5. Sniff suspiciously at your boss and ask if she/he's been drinking.
6. Correct your boss at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.
7. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when your boss can't understand you.
8. Wink at your boss every few minutes.
9. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the office.
10. Start a "wave" in the conference room.
is that what you call it?
And DON'T pull his finger...LOL! :)
Should I be scared?
I thought he was into horses
I usually do more on the first date so be happy that I just pinged ya once.
Okay for future reference...
Never pull his finger!
Hmmmmmm.....seems to have the last name that would fit right into the gangsta culture of the NBA!
sheep is what ive heard...but he's not to particular
Definitely not! LOL!
Okay yesterday was the exception on account of it being his birthday.
Be afraid, be very afraid. Has he asked to see your bewbs yet?
I just hope he knows when to call timeouts!
Oh
I can't recall a sheep thread lately
but will keep my eyes open
fixed it...
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yep
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