Yo, José - can you get me a date with that babe to my right?
Posted on 06/12/2006 8:15:27 AM PDT by redstatesrock
Why is it that J-Lo looks good with a fat butt, but Hillary just looks like a clapped out old cow.
Is this where she suddenly recalls her Puerto Rican heritage?
I second and third that.
What is it with all the pointing at concerts etc.?
How many music videos do you see with "the point"? What's that all about?
Enough already with "the point".
I got yer point right here.
Hill, dancing down the street to the sounds of West Side Story -
ROSALIA
Puerto Rico,
You lovely island . . .
Island of tropical breezes.
Always the pineapples growing,
Always the coffee blossoms blowing . . .
ANITA
Puerto Rico . . .
You ugly island . . .
Island of tropic diseases.
Always the hurricanes blowing,
Always the population growing . . .
And the money owing,
And the babies crying,
And the bullets flying.
I like the island Manhattan.
Smoke on your pipe and put that in!
OTHERS
I like to be in America!
O.K. by me in America!
Ev'rything free in America
For a small fee in America!
ROSALIA
I like the city of San Juan.
ANITA
I know a boat you can get on.
ROSALIA
Hundreds of flowers in full bloom.
ANITA
Hundreds of people in each room!
ALL
Automobile in America,
Chromium steel in America,
Wire-spoke wheel in America,
Very big deal in America!
ROSALIA
I'll drive a Buick through San Juan.
ANITA
If there's a road you can drive on.
ROSALIA
I'll give my cousins a free ride.
ANITA
How you get all of them inside?
ALL
Immigrant goes to America,
Many hellos in America;
Nobody knows in America
Puerto Rico's in America!
ROSALIA
I'll bring a T.V. to San Juan.
ANITA
If there a current to turn on!
ROSALIA
I'll give them new washing machine.
ANITA
What have they got there to keep clean?
ALL
I like the shores of America!
Comfort is yours in America!
Knobs on the doors in America,
Wall-to-wall floors in America!
ROSALIA
When I will go back to San Juan.
ANITA
When you will shut up and get gone?
ROSALIA
Everyone there will give big cheer!
ANITA
Everyone there will have moved here!
No kidding. Maybe he is supposed to take a round for Hillary.
"Beauty and the Beast"
Because J-Lo's butt is not her best feature.
Not to mention suit with sunglasses.
"Come on - you know I am one hot senorita!"
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Yeah, just Vince Foster. Just call me EVITA!!!
"I've always been a Puerto Rican person." ("I've always been a praying/preying person.")
Why she has a career at all escapes me. She's got no talent, she's one of those celebrities purely because she's famous. Can't sing, poor acting, and really, just not all that attractive.
Triumph misbehaves at the MTV 2001 Video Awards
Triumph propositioned Jennifer Lopez by asking to sniff her butt:
"J. Lo, J. Lo -- Please, J. Lo, please let me sniff your butt. Come on! J. Lo! I don't get it, J. Lo. It -- she doesn't understand. For a dog, it's like climbing Mt. Everest."
Shortly afterwards, Triumph answered press questions:
"I don't know if you saw it, but I was up there and I feel a little guilty. I -- I used MTV's offer as a means of trying to sniff J. Lo's butt. And as you could see, I didn't get the opportunity. I can only continue to imagine the aroma -- Which I imagine to be pungent, yet sweet."
One reporter asked, "You did not smell J. Lo's butt, but I noticed that she said something to you when she pushed you away. I'm just wondering what J. Lo said to you."
Triumph answered, "It was a Spanish curse. It's a language I don't understand, but I could tell that it was vulgar. No, she was very nice. Honestly, J. Lo rules. Her butt rules. Let's face it, it's all about the butt. I mean, have you heard her album? I think -- I think her butt actually sings on it!"
Hillary to Cuomo:
"God, that shirt is as ugly as my coat."
I cannot beleive that no one took the obvious caption:
"Booty and the beast"
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