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Posted on 06/01/2006 1:08:49 PM PDT by Buck Ninety-Nine
WASHINGTON, May 31 — After vowing to steer a greater share of antiterrorism money to the highest-risk communities, Department of Homeland Security officials on Wednesday announced 2006 grants that slashed money for New York and Washington 40 percent, while other cities including Omaha and Louisville, Ky., got a surge of new dollars.
Homeland security officials said the grants were a result of a more sophisticated evaluation process
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To: NicknamedBob
You looked like a distinguished State Senator from somewhere in the Midwest!
4,921
posted on
07/28/2006 6:41:53 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I've always wanted to be 40 ... and it's as good as I anticipated!)
To: Tax-chick
Oh, I get it.
I knew I shouldn't have worn my drinking jacket.
4,922
posted on
07/28/2006 6:50:11 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mohammed was born in the wrong century. He would have made a Wonderful used-car salesman!)
To: Tax-chick
thank you, ma'am!
free dixie HUGS,sw
4,923
posted on
07/28/2006 7:02:48 PM PDT
by
stand watie
( Resistance to tyrants is OBEDIENCE to God. -----T.Jefferson)
To: StarCMC; tiamat
My regards to Tiamat! Would love to see her here again.
4,924
posted on
07/28/2006 7:03:02 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | SONY: 5yst3m 0wn3d, N0t Y0urs | NYT:Jihadi Journal)
To: NicknamedBob
4,925
posted on
07/28/2006 7:03:09 PM PDT
by
stand watie
( Resistance to tyrants is OBEDIENCE to God. -----T.Jefferson)
To: stand watie
*beep*
*beep*
*beep*
*beep*
For tonight's activities... there will be a two drink minimum. For the teetotalers out there, yes, water with a double twist of lime will suffice.
For the rest of us... to catch up with me you must imbibe until the word "Rhinotillexomania" becomes impossible to say out loud...
For me, this was two Capt. Morgan and diet Dr. Peppers, one Jim Beam and diet Dr. Pepper, and a margarita.
4,926
posted on
07/28/2006 7:09:52 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
To: stand watie; Tax-chick
You always seem to have a good time when you visit.
Now, if we can work out a way that the rest of us can get thin again like TC, we could start charging admission!
4,927
posted on
07/28/2006 7:09:59 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mohammed was born in the wrong century. He would have made a Wonderful used-car salesman!)
To: NicknamedBob
I'm wearing a tie, but I seem to have misplaced my jacket, pants, and shirt...
4,928
posted on
07/28/2006 7:12:10 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Hi I-Thatch! Had a hellishly busy week. How you is?
4,929
posted on
07/28/2006 7:12:23 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
To: Dead Corpse; Monkey Face; stand watie; Tax-chick; King Prout
Initially, I had some minor difficulty getting a definition for Rhinotillexomania. I had thought of making up my own.
Then I found the correct definition.
So I'll simply offer my incorrect definition as a possible substitute:
Rhinotillexomania -- that condition of extreme inebriety in which it seems a good idea to attempt to plow a field using a rhino's horn, and the rhino.
One is advised not to do this. In addition to the difficulty of getting the cooperation of a fully grown rhinoceros, it is almost impossible to keep the lines straight.
4,930
posted on
07/28/2006 7:20:36 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mohammed was born in the wrong century. He would have made a Wonderful used-car salesman!)
To: NicknamedBob
You can pick your friends...
You can pick you nose...
But you can't pick your friends nose...
Don't ask how I know that one. I had strange friends growing up. A couple of which seemed to be vying for the weirdest personality quirks ever...
4,931
posted on
07/28/2006 7:22:36 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
To: Dead Corpse
"I'm wearing a tie, but I seem to have misplaced my jacket, pants, and shirt..."Close enough, come on in.
But I take it the basketball player in the tutu is not really with you?
4,932
posted on
07/28/2006 7:24:05 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mohammed was born in the wrong century. He would have made a Wonderful used-car salesman!)
To: NicknamedBob
No. She is in fact with me... I like 'em tall.
4,933
posted on
07/28/2006 7:25:32 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
To: NicknamedBob
4,934
posted on
07/28/2006 7:27:27 PM PDT
by
stand watie
( Resistance to tyrants is OBEDIENCE to God. -----T.Jefferson)
To: Dead Corpse
"You can pick your friends...
You can pick you nose...
But you can't pick your friends nose... "
A Father’s Question I used to ask my daughters,
And you may want to know,
When you were up in Heaven,
Before you came below,
Did you think about hair color,
And choose the one for you?
Did you decide about your feet,
So they’d fit your favorite shoe?
Did you choose your own eye-color?
(You made a perfect choice!)
And did anyone help you with,
Your sweet angelic voice?
Did you consider how you’d look,
When you would try to smile?
And just where did you come upon,
That heavenly profile?
And while you were considering,
Your choices about those,
As you were waiting up above,
Did you really pick your nose?
NicknamedBob . . . . March 29, 2004
4,935
posted on
07/28/2006 7:28:31 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mohammed was born in the wrong century. He would have made a Wonderful used-car salesman!)
To: NicknamedBob
ROFL... Going to have to forward that one to Zonja... I think she'd like it...
4,936
posted on
07/28/2006 7:29:49 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
To: Dead Corpse
Now you know why my daughters are so embarrassed to be seen with me, and why they never mention to their friends what I do for fun!
4,937
posted on
07/28/2006 7:37:02 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mohammed was born in the wrong century. He would have made a Wonderful used-car salesman!)
To: NicknamedBob
LOL...
I can hardly wait until Ana is embarrassed of me...
4,938
posted on
07/28/2006 7:39:49 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
To: Dead Corpse
Poor Ana!
"The camouflaged face at the window..." will be you!
4,939
posted on
07/28/2006 7:43:13 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mohammed was born in the wrong century. He would have made a Wonderful used-car salesman!)
To: Dead Corpse
"Ebarrassed of YOU Daddy? Oh teh noes!!!"
4,940
posted on
07/28/2006 7:45:06 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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