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Posted on 06/01/2006 1:08:49 PM PDT by Buck Ninety-Nine
WASHINGTON, May 31 — After vowing to steer a greater share of antiterrorism money to the highest-risk communities, Department of Homeland Security officials on Wednesday announced 2006 grants that slashed money for New York and Washington 40 percent, while other cities including Omaha and Louisville, Ky., got a surge of new dollars.
Homeland security officials said the grants were a result of a more sophisticated evaluation process
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To: NicknamedBob
I love political uncorrectness...all the fun went out of jokes when we had to suddenly stop lauighing at ourselves...
4,221
posted on
07/22/2006 9:25:41 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
To: NicknamedBob
To: Monkey Face
This joke works well as a "hands-on" story.
Feel free to replace the robots with the politically incorrect individuals of your choice.
4,223
posted on
07/22/2006 9:33:19 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: NicknamedBob
One of my favorite jokes cannot be told except politically incorrectly. Otherwise, there is no joke.
4,224
posted on
07/22/2006 9:36:41 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
To: NicknamedBob
4,225
posted on
07/22/2006 9:39:24 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
To: Monkey Face
4,226
posted on
07/22/2006 9:39:50 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
To: Monkey Face
Do you know how many Political Correctness Enforcers it takes to screw up a light bulb?
4,227
posted on
07/22/2006 9:40:48 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: TASMANIANRED
"Lotta typing.. " And not one misspelled word.
4,228
posted on
07/22/2006 9:42:05 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: NicknamedBob
No, but how many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
To: TASMANIANRED
4,230
posted on
07/22/2006 9:51:58 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
To: NicknamedBob
4,231
posted on
07/22/2006 9:53:06 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
To: Monkey Face; TASMANIANRED; NicknamedBob
It's my bedtime. Good night!
To: Richard Kimball
"... how many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Just two, but how do they get in the light bulb?
4,233
posted on
07/22/2006 9:58:29 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: NicknamedBob
OK...bedtime for Bonza...later!
4,234
posted on
07/22/2006 10:01:01 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
To: Monkey Face
"... how many Political Correctness Enforcers it takes to screw up a light bulb?"
Er...Three?
Sigh ... they don't even have to be there.
4,235
posted on
07/22/2006 10:01:25 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: NicknamedBob
You people sure were up late! I was in bed by 9:30, in spite of my birthday debauchery.
4,236
posted on
07/23/2006 4:18:12 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Whiskey for my men, hyperbolic rodomontade for my horses.)
To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob
"You people sure were up late! I was in bed by 9:30, in spite of my birthday debauchery."
H A P P Y
B I R T H D A Y..............you brazen hussy!!
4,237
posted on
07/23/2006 7:15:27 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
4,238
posted on
07/23/2006 7:16:05 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
To: Tax-chick
Went a little crazy with the pretzels did you?
Don't tell me you put mustard on them.
4,239
posted on
07/23/2006 7:16:32 AM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
No mustard, but I had TWO bowls of pretzels.
4,240
posted on
07/23/2006 7:27:59 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Whiskey for my men, hyperbolic rodomontade for my horses.)
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