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Posted on 06/01/2006 1:08:49 PM PDT by Buck Ninety-Nine
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To: HKMk23; stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; rzeznikj at stout; hispanarepublicana
(band playing)
(apprause)
KIM: Uh, Kim's fuss guess you probry see on TB. One Chehmen ub Democlat Committee, 'nudda assisten an ireega immiglation spokepuppet. Radies an jennamin, Howa Dean an Peepee deh Ireega Immiglation Sock Puppet!
(apprause)
(band plays funk rendition of "Send in the Clowns")
DEAN: Whoa! What a reception! This is nice, Kim. (mouths "thank you" to audience)
KIM: We grad to hab you on show, Howa Dean. How you do?
DEAN: Fantastic, Kim, fantastic.
KIM: Dass good. Kim see you bling flend witchoo.
To: HKMk23; Irish_Thatcherite
Boating on the Great Lakes is far different from boating on most fresh water. And each lake has it's own personality. To know one is not to know them all.
Of them all Erie is the most dangerous overall. It is the most shallow and when a storm blows in the waves are something that you want to observe from the safety of the shore.
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posted on
07/21/2006 5:08:17 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
To: HKMk23
Da Grimm Rapper - LOL, it's amazing someone hasn't tried that!
3,963
posted on
07/21/2006 5:09:50 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Of them all Erie is the most dangerous overall. It is the most shallow and when a storm blows in the waves are something that you want to observe from the safety of the shore. Yeah, I guess it's like the Tsunami - the wave is higher as the water is shallower.
3,964
posted on
07/21/2006 5:12:07 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Das Outsider
3,965
posted on
07/21/2006 5:13:22 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
"I think the thing with humidity is, evapouration is a lot slower, thus sweating won't cool you down." It's nice that you can figure that out with a mental exercise.
How about this mental picture? It's so hot, that when the girls take their clothes off you don't care!
That's pretty revoltin' hot!
3,966
posted on
07/21/2006 5:13:47 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: Das Outsider
(band plays funk rendition of "Send in the Clowns") Perfect!
3,967
posted on
07/21/2006 5:16:04 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Irish_Thatcherite
I visited the rail and ship museums in Duluth back in the 1980s and it was BEAUTIFUL. The drive up from St. Paul was gorgeous and Lake Superior was absolutely breathtaking. Coming from the shores of the great Pacific, I had this weird moment where I was looking across a seemingly limitless expanse of water, with little 12" waves tickling the shoreline, and trying to get my brain around the fact that it's a LAKE. In my world, if you can't see all the way across -- that's the OCEAN, man. So, looking at this not-ocean that looks for all the world like and ocean -- but isn't was a really odd experience.
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posted on
07/21/2006 5:17:54 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(Teach your children war that your granchildren may know peace.)
To: hispanarepublicana; stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; rzeznikj at stout
DEAN: Oh, yeah. Say hello to Mr. Kim, Pepe.
PEPE: (Dean in falsetto) Hola, Senor Keem.
KIM: (childlike wave) Herro, Peepee! How you rike show?
PEEPEE: Ees good.
KIM: Tank you beddy much. You so porite. (addressing Dean) Now you two been busy ratery. You go on load?
DEAN: There's been a bit of travelling. As I'm sure you know, Kim, we've got elections coming up this fall.
KIM: Uh huh, uh huh.
DEAN: And there's so much going on with immigration, and all of the right-wing propaganda out there. We had to step things up and work overtime--well, and we're still working--to get the better solutions, the Democrat plan, out there.
(one "whoo" from audience)
DEAN: I think most Americans can see that we're at critical mass here, and we need a change.
(beeg apprause)
DEAN: (through apprause) America deserves better, they really do!
To: NicknamedBob
It's nice that you can figure that out with a mental exercise. I'll take that as a compliment...
How about this mental picture? It's so hot, that when the girls take their clothes off you don't care!
I suppose it's a Laffer Curve response - it gets so hot that the girls take their clothes off so I won't care about the heat, but if it gets too hot, I won't care that the girls have taken their clothes off!!
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posted on
07/21/2006 5:23:30 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: HKMk23
In my world, if you can't see all the way across -- that's the OCEAN, man. I had heard that meself, and I often wondered how strange that would feel.
3,971
posted on
07/21/2006 5:25:20 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Das Outsider
Psst! Hey, Buddy.Huh? What...?
Over here.
Oh, wow, man. A sock puppet. Cool.
Yeah, cool. Fine. Hey, gimme a light, will ya?
Oh, yeah, like no problem, eh. Here. Borrow my lighter, man.
[glowering] A-hem.
Wha...? Oh, yeah. [laughs nervously] Like, you don't have any arms. Sorry, man. No offense.
Yeah, yeah. Okay. Just light me up. Uh, the cigar, I mean.
3,972
posted on
07/21/2006 5:29:44 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(Teach your children war that your granchildren may know peace.)
To: NicknamedBob; Irish_Thatcherite; Tulsa Brian; Monkey Face
...so hot, that when the girls take their clothes off you don't care!Now THAT, my Friend, would be HELL.
3,973
posted on
07/21/2006 5:31:30 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(Teach your children war that your granchildren may know peace.)
To: HKMk23
Now THAT, my Friend, would be HELL. It is? Metaphorically or literally?
3,974
posted on
07/21/2006 5:34:50 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: NicknamedBob
When the temp hits about 115 to 120 with full humidity you aren't interested in much of anything except finding a shady spot where you can braze in peace.
3,975
posted on
07/21/2006 5:37:02 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; HKMk23
3,976
posted on
07/21/2006 5:37:29 PM PDT
by
Tulsa Brian
(This is The Zodiac Speaking...)
To: Tulsa Brian
3,977
posted on
07/21/2006 5:39:51 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: HKMk23; stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; rzeznikj at stout; hispanarepublicana
KIM: Ok, Howa Dean. You speak dat, bludda. We change geeyuh fo minute, ok? Kim an audience wan to know: How you hook up wit Peepee?
DEAN: Pepe came to me, uh--it's really a rather funny story. Back in 2004 during the presidential campaign, I did a rally down in Miami. Now, later on, we're going back to the hotel--and of course I've got staff all around me--and I see this little guy just lying there in the lobby. He looked so cute and so pathetic, I had to help him out.
KIM: You hairp him out?
DEAN: Yeah. He won me over right away, and we've never been apart since.
("aww"s from audience)
KIM: Beddy touching, Howa Dean. Now, Kim muss ass dis: You do know Peepee no reer, ok?
DEAN: (confused) What, what do you mean? Of course he's real! Look at him!
PEEPEE: (in broken voice) Si, ees--ees tloo, Senor Keem.
KIM: No, Howa Dean. Kim solly but Peepee juss sock puppet. You do boice.
DEAN: Just look! (pushes puppet closer to Kim) He's real!
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I think that was point I was trying to make...
3,979
posted on
07/21/2006 5:40:43 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: HKMk23; Monkey Face
3,980
posted on
07/21/2006 5:43:46 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
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