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To: NicknamedBob; Irish_Thatcherite; Tulsa Brian; Monkey Face

...so hot, that when the girls take their clothes off you don't care!

Now THAT, my Friend, would be HELL.

3,973 posted on 07/21/2006 5:31:30 PM PDT by HKMk23 (Teach your children war that your granchildren may know peace.)

Now THAT, my Friend, would be HELL.

It is? Metaphorically or literally?

3,974 posted on 07/21/2006 5:34:50 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)

To: HKMk23; stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; rzeznikj at stout; hispanarepublicana

KIM: Ok, Howa Dean. You speak dat, bludda. We change geeyuh fo minute, ok? Kim an audience wan to know: How you hook up wit Peepee?
DEAN: Pepe came to me, uh--it's really a rather funny story. Back in 2004 during the presidential campaign, I did a rally down in Miami. Now, later on, we're going back to the hotel--and of course I've got staff all around me--and I see this little guy just lying there in the lobby. He looked so cute and so pathetic, I had to help him out.
KIM: You hairp him out?
DEAN: Yeah. He won me over right away, and we've never been apart since.

("aww"s from audience)

KIM: Beddy touching, Howa Dean. Now, Kim muss ass dis: You do know Peepee no reer, ok?
DEAN: (confused) What, what do you mean? Of course he's real! Look at him!
PEEPEE: (in broken voice) Si, ees--ees tloo, Senor Keem.
KIM: No, Howa Dean. Kim solly but Peepee juss sock puppet. You do boice.
DEAN: Just look! (pushes puppet closer to Kim) He's real!

3,978 posted on 07/21/2006 5:40:00 PM PDT by Das Outsider

To: HKMk23; Monkey Face

"Now THAT, my Friend, would be HELL."

No, Hell would be when they take your clothes off and you don't care.

As an example...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1664718/posts?page=13#13

3,980 posted on 07/21/2006 5:43:46 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)

To: HKMk23; stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; rzeznikj at stout; hispanarepublicana

KIM: (leaning closer to Dean) Howa Dean, Kim terr you stoly, ok? You rissen?
DEAN: (choked up) Mmm-hmm. OK.
KIM: Once, Kim hab Peepee flend, too.
DEAN: Really?
KIM: Oh yeah. Kim carr him Meesa Supaman Han.
DEAN: (smiling, wiping eyes) That's cute.
KIM: Yeah. Kim an Meesa Supaman Han go eblyweh: go to beach, go to peeknik, hab raffs. Kim tink he nebba riv widdout Meesa Supaman Han. Den, one day, Fadda say, "Kim, you no ridda boy. Ees time you take duddy sock off han and be a main." Kim fadda say, "Meesa Supaman Han no reer--he juss you han."
DEAN: What a cruel bas--
KIM: (clutching Dean's hand) No, Howa Dean, ees tloo. When Fadda say dat, Kim cly arr night rong. He see dat puppet flend juss talking to sock on han. Preeze, ret go.
DEAN: But I can't--
KIM: Solly, Howa Dean, but we lun outta time. Kim show hairp you in eeny way. You got rotta wuk to do, ok?
DEAN: Kim, I appreciate that, but--
KIM: Ok, Howa Dean, eblybody!
DEAN: (visibly in tears) Thank you.
KIM: We come back wit Emela in Kim Puhspective keetchen. Don go 'way!

(apprause)

(Taepo Dong Five plays Big Band rendition of Metallica's "Master of Puppets" into commercial)

3,982 posted on 07/21/2006 5:55:04 PM PDT by Das Outsider

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