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New York Times ^

Posted on 06/01/2006 1:08:49 PM PDT by Buck Ninety-Nine

WASHINGTON, May 31 — After vowing to steer a greater share of antiterrorism money to the highest-risk communities, Department of Homeland Security officials on Wednesday announced 2006 grants that slashed money for New York and Washington 40 percent, while other cities including Omaha and Louisville, Ky., got a surge of new dollars.

Homeland security officials said the grants were a result of a more sophisticated evaluation process

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To: Irish_Thatcherite

(((Irish_Thatcherite)))


2,981 posted on 07/14/2006 6:12:18 PM PDT by fanfan
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To: fanfan

{{{fanfan}}}


2,982 posted on 07/14/2006 6:14:50 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
:Tucks Irish Thatcherite in and kisses his forehead:

Sleep well!

2,983 posted on 07/14/2006 6:15:42 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Sign up to donate monthly and you will be automatically entered in our "Win a Bear Hug Contest")
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To: rzeznikj at stout; stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; All
(apprause)

(camera pans from audience to set, Hu plays clarinet solo at end of number)

KIM: Ok, werrcome back. Kim's fuss guess suv in Crinton administlation, wuk on campaign fo John Keddy, an now wuk as exput at beeg institute. He doing wuhwind toouh uh ryebreadies acloss 'Mayka. Meesa Sandy Bugga, eblyone!




(band plays chorus from "Steal Away")

BUGGA: (waves at audience)
KIM: Ok, hey. Werrcome to show. How you do?
BUGGA: I, uh--this is kind of strange.
KIM: Yeah, Kim got beeg show now! You know?
BUGGA: Very nice, but I mean, uh, that's not it--
KIM: So, Sandy Bugga, you been busy, huh?
BUGGA: Oh, very busy.
KIM: Kim heeyuh you do speeches now. Whuddup wit dat?
BUGGA: Well, I'm currently doing a series of lectures on the Great American Libraries tour. The Smithsonian invited me and eight others to--
KIM: Hey, Sandy Bugga, you laid buffet basstage? Kim see Swedish meatbarr in you pocket.
BUGGA: That's, uh, that--(inaudible)
KIM: (turns to security staff, stage right) You keep eye on Bugga, Flank. Maybe he got sanwiches in undaloos.

("ooh"s and raffter from audience)

2,984 posted on 07/14/2006 6:15:43 PM PDT by Das Outsider
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Nite Irish.

I'm off too.


2,985 posted on 07/14/2006 6:17:39 PM PDT by fanfan
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
"Just think if you used your powers for evil."

That would make me just one more among thousands of "evil masterminds."

I much prefer to be a good witch, and travel about in bubbles.

2,986 posted on 07/14/2006 6:18:46 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
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To: NicknamedBob
I suppose the castle is something of a bubble floating lightly in space.
2,987 posted on 07/14/2006 6:23:42 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Sign up to donate monthly and you will be automatically entered in our "Win a Bear Hug Contest")
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Ahem.

*NnB lightly picks at bits of imaginary fluff from his lapel.*


2,988 posted on 07/14/2006 6:26:15 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Do you weigh the same as a duck?


2,989 posted on 07/14/2006 6:27:22 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Sign up to donate monthly and you will be automatically entered in our "Win a Bear Hug Contest")
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To: NicknamedBob

You took me by surprise!

I was......distracted....sort of.

So, I wasn't emotionally prepared.


2,990 posted on 07/14/2006 6:27:26 PM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Sorry!
I posted and left. And now I'm on duty at the Canteen...


2,991 posted on 07/14/2006 6:28:34 PM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

We're proud of you. Just wanted you to know that.


2,992 posted on 07/14/2006 6:34:28 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Sign up to donate monthly and you will be automatically entered in our "Win a Bear Hug Contest")
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To: rzeznikj at stout; stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; All
BUGGA: Now that's uncalled for, Kim. We don't need to...(muttering) At least I don't cut my hair with a weedwac--
KIM: Ees flee, Bugga! Kim no judge! Take tings rightry, bludda. So we get back to you tok, ok?
BUGGA: (composing self): Ok, sure, all right.
KIM: Wut you tok 'bout on toouh?
BUGGA: Geez, I do a bunch. My lectures focus on the history of America's law libraries and how they've helped shape modern legal scholarship. Very interesting. I'd really like to think we're giving the public more of a sense of history.
KIM: Histoly?
BUGGA: Yes.
KIM: You know wut you toouh need, Sandy Bugga? Bikini-crad babes--'sept you make dem rook smot wit grasses oh books oh sumteen.
BUGGA: (chuckles) I don't really think the Smithsonian would go for that one.
KIM: Why not? Maybe moh peepur get into raw insted uh deh dlugs an deh clime. Hey, Bugga--Kim get 'nudda idea!
BUGGA: What's that?
KIM: Two wuds: Beer Crinton.
BUGGA: It's funny you mention that. He was one of the candidates early on.
KIM: Yeah! Den you get chicks, you see? C'mon, Sandy Bugga, you admit--you rike idea.
BUGGA: (chortles)
Ok, Bugga, we outta time. Ees been fun. So wheh you do speech ness?
BUGGA: Ok, we've got a bit of a break now, but I'll be at Pepperdine University's School of Law on September 6th and we'll wrap things up at Indiana U on the 27th.
KIM: Ok, sown good. Meesa Sandy Bugga, foke!

(apprause)

(band plays "Love Machine" into commercial)

2,993 posted on 07/14/2006 6:38:49 PM PDT by Das Outsider
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To: HKMk23

Gym? What gym?


2,994 posted on 07/14/2006 6:40:09 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
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To: Das Outsider

LOL


2,995 posted on 07/14/2006 6:40:37 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Goodheavens! That is going to my head (directly!)

*seriously*

It is my honor and pleasure.
2,996 posted on 07/14/2006 6:42:27 PM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: Monkey Face
LOL! Put your kilt down, sion!

Seriously? *\;-)

2,997 posted on 07/14/2006 6:46:14 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | SONY: 5yst3m 0wn3d, N0t Y0urs | NYT:Jihadi Journal)
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To: fanfan

Hi fanfan! How's weather in the upper Midwest?


2,998 posted on 07/14/2006 6:47:10 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | SONY: 5yst3m 0wn3d, N0t Y0urs | NYT:Jihadi Journal)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Howdy...


2,999 posted on 07/14/2006 6:50:11 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
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To: sionnsar

You're still here?


3,000 posted on 07/14/2006 6:50:20 PM PDT by Monkey Face (The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
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