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(camera pans from audience to set, Hu plays clarinet solo at end of number)

KIM: Ok, werrcome back. Kim's fuss guess suv in Crinton administlation, wuk on campaign fo John Keddy, an now wuk as exput at beeg institute. He doing wuhwind toouh uh ryebreadies acloss 'Mayka. Meesa Sandy Bugga, eblyone!

(band plays chorus from "Steal Away")

BUGGA: (waves at audience)
KIM: Ok, hey. Werrcome to show. How you do?
BUGGA: I, uh--this is kind of strange.
KIM: Yeah, Kim got beeg show now! You know?
BUGGA: Very nice, but I mean, uh, that's not it--
KIM: So, Sandy Bugga, you been busy, huh?
BUGGA: Oh, very busy.
KIM: Kim heeyuh you do speeches now. Whuddup wit dat?
BUGGA: Well, I'm currently doing a series of lectures on the Great American Libraries tour. The Smithsonian invited me and eight others to--
KIM: Hey, Sandy Bugga, you laid buffet basstage? Kim see Swedish meatbarr in you pocket.
BUGGA: That's, uh, that--(inaudible)
KIM: (turns to security staff, stage right) You keep eye on Bugga, Flank. Maybe he got sanwiches in undaloos.

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BUGGA: Now that's uncalled for, Kim. We don't need to...(muttering) At least I don't cut my hair with a weedwac--
KIM: Ees flee, Bugga! Kim no judge! Take tings rightry, bludda. So we get back to you tok, ok?
BUGGA: (composing self): Ok, sure, all right.
KIM: Wut you tok 'bout on toouh?
BUGGA: Geez, I do a bunch. My lectures focus on the history of America's law libraries and how they've helped shape modern legal scholarship. Very interesting. I'd really like to think we're giving the public more of a sense of history.
KIM: Histoly?
BUGGA: Yes.
KIM: You know wut you toouh need, Sandy Bugga? Bikini-crad babes--'sept you make dem rook smot wit grasses oh books oh sumteen.
BUGGA: (chuckles) I don't really think the Smithsonian would go for that one.
KIM: Why not? Maybe moh peepur get into raw insted uh deh dlugs an deh clime. Hey, Bugga--Kim get 'nudda idea!
BUGGA: What's that?
KIM: Two wuds: Beer Crinton.
BUGGA: It's funny you mention that. He was one of the candidates early on.
KIM: Yeah! Den you get chicks, you see? C'mon, Sandy Bugga, you admit--you rike idea.
BUGGA: (chortles)
Ok, Bugga, we outta time. Ees been fun. So wheh you do speech ness?
BUGGA: Ok, we've got a bit of a break now, but I'll be at Pepperdine University's School of Law on September 6th and we'll wrap things up at Indiana U on the 27th.
KIM: Ok, sown good. Meesa Sandy Bugga, foke!

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