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New York Times ^

[Buck Ninety-Nine]

WASHINGTON, May 31 — After vowing to steer a greater share of antiterrorism money to the highest-risk communities, Department of Homeland Security officials on Wednesday announced 2006 grants that slashed money for New York and Washington 40 percent, while other cities including Omaha and Louisville, Ky., got a surge of new dollars.

Homeland security officials said the grants were a result of a more sophisticated evaluation process

[rzeznikj at stout]

You do mean China, right?

Somehow, I just don't see a Chia dictator being a real threat...8^)

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Mebbe a Meesa Crinton "Croset Gay"

I see him more as the kind of guy who would hump a dog's leg if nothing else was available.

[NicknamedBob]

"Zucchini ball, the zucchini toss, ring around the zucchini, zucchini regatta... "

The zucchini regatta reminded me of the sequel to ET's visit her on Earth. It was called "The Green Planet."

In it, everything on ET's planet was made of huge vegetables.

He had a pet, too, a flopglopple. Best alien pet since Heinlein's flatcats.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Our troops are in range of his missiles and he is more then slightly cuckoo. China is not insane, currently.

At the moment Chia is the bigger threat.

[stephenjohnbanker]

A you plorry collect!

[Monkey Face]

Welp, kids, it's time for me to go. Pizza is being ordered, and someone else wants the computer...

See you all tomorrow!

[stephenjohnbanker]

Next installment prease!!!!

[Das Outsider]

Somehow, I just don't see a Chia dictator being a real threat...8^)

[stephenjohnbanker]

E-Slice me, baby!!!!

Aw g'night. I'm on a diet anyway.....................................sniff..............................................

[stephenjohnbanker]

I can't breathe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sionnsar]

Best alien pet since Heinlein's flatcats.

Um. Either forgotten them, or never encountered them (there was a point I quit reading Heinlein).

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Movie? Book?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Flatcats appeared in "The Rolling Stones" I believe.

One of his young fiction books.

[Das Outsider]

Kim: Now Kim heeyuh you hab new book coming out, Beer Crinton. Ees tloo?
Crinton: Well, yeah.

(apprause)

Crinton: Yeah, you know, "Mah Lof" did so well that I figured, Let's make another. There's been a lot on mah heart lately, so I figured that it's mah duty to put it out there.
Kim: Ok, so widdout gibbing it away, wus you book 'bout?
Crinton: See, I gotta be careful here. Um, it's basically a book about the struggles involved in leadership. It just looks so easy to everybody out there, but it's tough. It's really tough.
Kim: So you lite 'bout being plesident?
Crinton: Sure, that's in there. Kim, as I'm sure you know, I got a lotta flak in office.
Kim: (chuckle) Oh, shuh. Kim get same ting. Pless say, "Kim pot beddy midget weet bad hehcut," you know, stuff rike dat.

[HKMk23]

So, ees da "Kim Puspective" a carr-in folum? Myabe you ansah some question flom de ristening audience? Yes?

Many Maykan want ansah 'bout wheah you get name fol yol missires. Also got severar goot suggestion fol futah missire names.

Kim maybe rike to heal?

[Das Outsider]

Crinton: Yeah, they're rough, I tell ya. But all of that kept me goin,' ya know? It's like...
Kim: Uh, herro? You heeyuh 'bout Kim's missurs?
Crinton: I knew you'd do that! Man, we're like peas and carrots, ya know?
Kim: Peas an keddets, shuh. So, Beer Crinton, wut you tink is you glatest contlibution to wud flum you book?
Crinton: That's deep. Hmm...If I could give you an answer, I'd say that mah sincere hope is that the world sees that bein' on top ain't all it's cracked up to be--if ya want a short answer.
Kim: What you mean by "shote?"

[stephenjohnbanker]

And?

[NicknamedBob]

"ET, The Book of The Green Planet" was a book.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0743216407/002-7546884-5437603?v=glance&n=283155

[Das Outsider]

Crinton: Oh, ya know--I can't give you, lok, a "CNN" answer, ya know?
Kim: Oh, ok. Shuh, Kim get it. Say, Beer, we 'bout to lap up. Eenyting to wan add 'bout new book an eblyting?
Crinton: Well, gee--we didn't have that much time--heh, little Monica joke there...

(beeg apprause)

Crinton: Yeah, but ah'd just like to let everybody know that despite that fact that ah'm just a citizen lok you, ah'm doin' what ah can for you guys. (points to crowd)

(apprause)

Crinton: An ah mean it!
Kim: That's good. Ok, Meesa Plesident Beer Crinton, eblyone!

(apprause)

Kim: Coming up ness, somebody you know--maybe flum Foss News? You stick alound!

(fade into commercial)

[stephenjohnbanker]

ROTF!!