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New York Times ^

Posted on 06/01/2006 1:08:49 PM PDT by Buck Ninety-Nine

WASHINGTON, May 31 — After vowing to steer a greater share of antiterrorism money to the highest-risk communities, Department of Homeland Security officials on Wednesday announced 2006 grants that slashed money for New York and Washington 40 percent, while other cities including Omaha and Louisville, Ky., got a surge of new dollars.

Homeland security officials said the grants were a result of a more sophisticated evaluation process

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To: NicknamedBob

Howdy Bob...


1,601 posted on 07/06/2006 5:33:58 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
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To: stephenjohnbanker

I'd offer to help with the homework, but only if it's poetry.


1,602 posted on 07/06/2006 5:34:20 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

Hi, Jon!


1,603 posted on 07/06/2006 5:35:10 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Trust me. You can keep the hankie!
1,604 posted on 07/06/2006 5:35:15 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Sign up to donate monthly and you will be automatically entered in our "Win a Bear Hug Contest")
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; NicknamedBob
Now while I probably made as much profit as they did I would not say that they did all the work. Have you ever lugged sixty pounds of alabaster through eight airports?

Exactly! Thats the entrepreneurial spirit!

GO HTB!

1,605 posted on 07/06/2006 5:35:53 PM PDT by fanfan (I wouldn't be so angry with them if they didn't want to kill me!)
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To: NicknamedBob

what's happening?


1,606 posted on 07/06/2006 5:36:09 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
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To: fanfan

Howdy fanfan...


1,607 posted on 07/06/2006 5:36:27 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
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To: rzeznikj at stout
Hi Jon.

About the jester ping list, I like it so far, I just don't get it.

It's probably because I'm thick, but is it a zot list, or an opus list, or, um....?

:-)
1,608 posted on 07/06/2006 5:38:54 PM PDT by fanfan (I wouldn't be so angry with them if they didn't want to kill me!)
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To: rzeznikj at stout; fanfan; Harmless Teddy Bear
"what's happening?"

Nobody can figure out how to make money.

It's like the donut business. If you make the holes bigger, you need more dough to go around them. But if you make the holes smaller, it takes more dough to fill in.

You just can't make any money!

1,609 posted on 07/06/2006 5:40:45 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
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To: NicknamedBob
You could always just make the holes.
1,610 posted on 07/06/2006 5:43:00 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Sign up to donate monthly and you will be automatically entered in our "Win a Bear Hug Contest")
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; King Prout

King Prout does that.


1,611 posted on 07/06/2006 5:45:11 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
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To: NicknamedBob; rzeznikj at stout; Harmless Teddy Bear; stephenjohnbanker
LOL!

Of course you can make money!


Just provide a product or service that fills a need.


OR:
Find a need and fill it.

:-)
1,612 posted on 07/06/2006 5:45:32 PM PDT by fanfan (I wouldn't be so angry with them if they didn't want to kill me!)
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To: NicknamedBob

I'm afeared it ain"t .


1,613 posted on 07/06/2006 5:46:44 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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To: fanfan
Or make a need.

There wasn't a lady in the USA who knew she needed an alabaster scent box until I showed her she did.

Very good sales around Easter time.

1,614 posted on 07/06/2006 5:49:25 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Sign up to donate monthly and you will be automatically entered in our "Win a Bear Hug Contest")
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
There wasn't a lady in the USA who knew she needed an alabaster scent box until I showed her she did.

Now you're selling ice to Eskimos.

(pardon the un-pc version of one the lessons my father taught me.)

:-)

1,615 posted on 07/06/2006 5:55:21 PM PDT by fanfan (I wouldn't be so angry with them if they didn't want to kill me!)
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To: fanfan

The original pinglist was conceived between MikefromOhio and myself as a little way of expressing our growing discontent with the OSS troll.

Every time he stank up a tech thread, I pinged the list as a subtle sign of unnngh. Kinda like the picture of the Pueblo crew "secretly" giving their North Korean captors the finger...

With the list growing and the OSS troll not being a major issue any more on the tech threads, we've expanded the scope significantly--to include idiotic/bizarre/funny postings, trolls, undead threads, and overall silliness.


1,616 posted on 07/06/2006 5:55:53 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
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To: fanfan

Or how about Eskimo Pies? 8^)


1,617 posted on 07/06/2006 5:57:29 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Hang in there, buddy.

Like the beer, it's a bit too far for me to be able to lend a hand.


1,618 posted on 07/06/2006 5:57:47 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
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To: fanfan
Well sure lady you have snow outside but do you know what those huskies are doing in that right now?

Now this handy dandy little gaggest will not only insure you know exactly what is in your ice but it will even make it into nice cubes perfect for putting in glasses.

What do you say? Only fifty cents.

1,619 posted on 07/06/2006 6:03:57 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Sign up to donate monthly and you will be automatically entered in our "Win a Bear Hug Contest")
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

What in the name of Orson Wells is a gaggest?


1,620 posted on 07/06/2006 6:04:59 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Sign up to donate monthly and you will be automatically entered in our "Win a Bear Hug Contest")
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