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Ronalds Biz World
| 1995
| Jeferson Simth Ronald
Posted on 05/26/2006 10:33:30 AM PDT by ronaldbizworld
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To: Monkey Face
"... maybe they think my jokes are stupid ..." What? Nonsense!
There is no joke too old or stupid to be told on the Undead Thread.
Here's one I recall from the Trojan War ...
*Whispering* "No, no. You first. I'm supposed to be the last one in. I was told it would be a position of honor!"
... "What were you guys talking about?"
"Oh! That was the Sergeant. He has to be the horse's rear."
4,161
posted on
06/22/2006 6:08:04 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
To: NicknamedBob
Ahhhh...I see what you mean...*snort*
4,162
posted on
06/22/2006 6:11:41 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(.Help! I've lost my tag line!)
To: Monkey Face
Gotta go, kids...I'm tired...
4,163
posted on
06/22/2006 6:12:12 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(.Help! I've lost my tag line!)
To: Monkey Face; sionnsar
4,164
posted on
06/22/2006 6:12:13 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
To: NicknamedBob; sionnsar; Monkey Face; JRios1968
The human race had advanced in the sciences and general sophistication. The idea of God seemed quaint to some.
A couple of gifted scientists approached God and said, "We are now sufficiently advanced that we don't need you any more."
"Oh?", said God, somewhat amused.
"That's right. We can now duplicate your creation of man!", smirked the taller of the two scientists.
"Yep, that's right!", interjected the other smugly. "Do you want to see?"
"Oh, of course!", replied God.
The shorter of the two scientist bent down, scooping up a large handful of dirt.
"Whoa there!", said God, "What are you doing?"
"Why I'm getting some clay, with which to make a man!", replied Shorty.
God replied, "That's my clay! You've got to create your own."
4,165
posted on
06/22/2006 6:53:28 PM PDT
by
NonLinear
(He's dead, Jim)
To: NonLinear; Monkey Face
4,166
posted on
06/22/2006 6:57:59 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
To: NonLinear
With comprehension dawning, I realize that you are following a "Great Circle Route!"
(Which is, of course, non-linear.)
4,167
posted on
06/22/2006 7:01:47 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
To: NicknamedBob
Er...*'Face blushes quite redly* Yah...thanks for the save...
4,168
posted on
06/22/2006 7:24:14 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(.Help! I've lost my tag line!)
To: Monkey Face
Save the red for tomorrow.
4,169
posted on
06/22/2006 7:27:19 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
To: NicknamedBob; Millee; phantomworker
It will wait
4,170
posted on
06/22/2006 8:20:54 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; Dead Corpse; Darksheare; Tax-chick; TASMANIANRED; Knitting A Conundrum; Eaker
4,171
posted on
06/22/2006 8:56:08 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
To: NicknamedBob
Yep. Compare to:
Clearly he was referring to that other God....
4,172
posted on
06/22/2006 9:11:42 PM PDT
by
NonLinear
(He's dead, Jim)
To: A CA Guy
Yeah, I was really tired last night. So while you were enjoying your dinner, I was getting a little rest.
To: tuliptree76
Wow, you people stay up late.
4,174
posted on
06/23/2006 3:41:27 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("The root of the state is in the family. The root of the family is in the person of its head.")
To: Tax-chick
I was in bed a little before 10PM. Asleep by 10:30. Up at 5:15 AM. Now I'm at work...
Feeling a bit better though. I hate catching a flu bug in the middle of the summer... Seems to last forever.
4,175
posted on
06/23/2006 6:32:19 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
To: Dead Corpse
I used to go to work very early in Texas summers, and try to put in overtime so I didn't have to go home while it was still hot.
4,176
posted on
06/23/2006 7:00:50 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("The root of the state is in the family. The root of the family is in the person of its head.")
To: Tax-chick
To: stephenjohnbanker
AZ summers are great! Head for Lake Havasu City, and take in the London Bridge and the English Village. And don't forget to go through the maze! ;o]
Or head south to Madera Canyon (Tucson) where it can be 15 degrees cooler. Or Mt. Lemmon (Tucson) where it can be 20+ degrees cooler.
4,178
posted on
06/23/2006 7:51:16 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(.Help! I've lost my tag line!)
To: King Prout
It's amazing KP. Though I haven't been commenting, I HAVE been following, and it takes my breath away. Good work! *hug*
4,179
posted on
06/23/2006 7:52:48 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(.Help! I've lost my tag line!)
To: Monkey Face
Good afternoon! It's in the 90's here, and Japanese beetles are banging on the windows!
I just ran two miles! On my own feet, and everything!
4,180
posted on
06/23/2006 10:41:21 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("The root of the state is in the family. The root of the family is in the person of its head.")
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