Be warned, if this front stays in tact, you are in for some longterm rain. The good news is, if we keep hanging onto it, you're going to have a summer and we're not.
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Be warned, if this front stays in tact, you are in for some longterm rain. The good news is, if we keep hanging onto it, you're going to have a summer and we're not.
Trust me, this heat wave is a brief hot snap..
Cloudy drizzle today, temp in the 60s. Beautiful!
At least it's not cold!!
Yup. She's been doing well with her attitude lately, but today lapsed back into her "everything is somebody else's fault" mindset.
I didn't have the heart to tell her she owes me $20 for the retest. :-)
My god, look at the picture of that giant dog.
It must be at least over twice the size of my 4 pound guard dog.
By the way, scientists have just crossed genetically a dog with a parrot.
The results became a pet that humps your leg and won't stop talking about it.
Read and ansewered---Jeez!
Of course!
Been naughty is much more fun...
Actually, with Roy Keane (captain) and Mick McCarthy (coach) - it was pigheadedness!!
Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and are considering banning your entire family from shopping in any of our stores.
We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. Three of our clerks are attending counseling from the trouble your husband has caused. All complaints against Mr. Fenton have been compiled and are listed below.
Mr. Wally Zimbrowski,
Wal-Mart Complaint Department
Re: Mr.. Bill Fenton - Complaints - 15 Things Mr. Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping:
1. June 15 - Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2 - Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7 - Made a trail of pineapple juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. July 19 - Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares"..... and watched what happened.
5. August 4 - Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.
6. September 14 - Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15 - Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'd bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. September 23 - When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. October 4 - Looked right into the security camera, used it as a mirror, and picked his nose!
10. November 10 - While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knew where the antidepressants were.
11. December 3 - Darted suspiciously around the store, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. December 6 - In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. December 18 - Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME, PICK ME!"
14. December 21 - When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed "NO, NO, It's those voices again!!!!"
(And; last, but not least!)
15. December 23 - Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while, then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Should I say I'm sorry you're losing your heat wave or will you be glad to see it off? Frankly, I prefer cool dry weather, not this ark building junk.
I'm not a big fan of heat - so I won't mind when it goes!
......Divas.....
LOL1
Okay, so I'll pray for you and me to get some cool dry weather. If authorities claim we have a water shortage after this, it'll be proof certain they have a brain shortage.
Pigheaded!!
It's something we never have here - we have so many inland waterways, no water shortage.
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