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Ronalds Biz World | 1995 | Jeferson Simth Ronald

Posted on 05/26/2006 10:33:30 AM PDT by ronaldbizworld

Dear customers,

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Thanks and Regards.

Management.


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To: Tax-chick
"... I'm using my husband's genetic programming to control him."

You do realise that you are genetically programmed to do that, don't you?

Nothing complicated about men. Just little wind-up toys.

1,321 posted on 06/05/2006 7:00:08 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I grew up so long ago that being grown-up was more fun than being a kid!)
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To: NicknamedBob

My little wind-up toys are very complicated. I have to go through a lot to get what I want. (I just hate to see a grown man cry.)..;o]


1,322 posted on 06/05/2006 7:06:36 PM PDT by Monkey Face (A rolling stone gathers momentum.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Drats.


1,323 posted on 06/05/2006 7:06:46 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: Monkey Face
"I just hate to see a grown man cry."

No big deal. I do it all the time. But I can get away with it. I'm a poet.

1,324 posted on 06/05/2006 7:17:12 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I grew up so long ago that being grown-up was more fun than being a kid!)
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To: Monkey Face
Then you have to comfort them.

Which can be kind of nice. And lead to other nice things.

1,325 posted on 06/05/2006 7:18:11 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (In 2002 the bottom 20% did 4.3% of the work, the top 20% did 33.9% of the work.)
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To: Darksheare

She should get at least ten years.


1,326 posted on 06/05/2006 7:20:01 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (In 2002 the bottom 20% did 4.3% of the work, the top 20% did 33.9% of the work.)
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To: Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear
"My little wind-up toys are very complicated."


1,327 posted on 06/05/2006 7:21:26 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I grew up so long ago that being grown-up was more fun than being a kid!)
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To: NicknamedBob

From "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?


1,328 posted on 06/05/2006 7:23:35 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (In 2002 the bottom 20% did 4.3% of the work, the top 20% did 33.9% of the work.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Probably.
That would begood.
Though I doubt she will learn from it.


1,329 posted on 06/05/2006 7:26:05 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Yep. Kids of a certain age can recite the dialogue and sing the songs.


1,330 posted on 06/05/2006 7:29:44 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I grew up so long ago that being grown-up was more fun than being a kid!)
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To: NicknamedBob
Nothing complicated about men. Just little wind-up toys.

Isn't that what we want them to believe?

1,331 posted on 06/05/2006 7:36:05 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: Dead Corpse

Men are as predictable as clockwork.


1,332 posted on 06/05/2006 7:38:44 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I grew up so long ago that being grown-up was more fun than being a kid!)
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To: NicknamedBob
"A man's heart is a garden maze. Even he knows not the path to the center."

Most men are. Most women can be predicted within certain parameters as well. However, behavioral triggers for one person won't work on another in exactly the same way. Nor do people stay the same over time.

I think you underestimate your subset of the species.

1,333 posted on 06/05/2006 7:48:03 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse
Yeah you keep pushing it but I am not buying it.

Guys are very complex with all sorts of little hidden buttons that you can hit without meaning to.

Next thing you know they are miffed and you are sitting there thinking, "What did I say?"

1,334 posted on 06/05/2006 7:50:03 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (In 2002 the bottom 20% did 4.3% of the work, the top 20% did 33.9% of the work.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; NicknamedBob
Exactly. And men see women as the same kind of complex beast. Never the twain shall meet.

I don't see this as a bad thing.

1,335 posted on 06/05/2006 7:51:30 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob

Sound of mechanical breathing, orchestral music strains in from somewhere.

There is the sound of a lightsaber igniting!

Vader says to Luke, who is offscreen, "You don't know the power of the Dark Side!"

Luke responds, "Oh, I think I do."

There is a loud crash heard, and Vader yells "OW! That was my head!"

Screen pans over, and Luke is holding a length of pipe.


1,336 posted on 06/05/2006 7:51:47 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Dead Corpse
"Next thing you know they are miffed and you are sitting there thinking, "What did I say?" "

Now, that has a familiar ring to it!

1,337 posted on 06/05/2006 7:52:38 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I grew up so long ago that being grown-up was more fun than being a kid!)
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To: Darksheare

Only you could create a Dark Lightsaber.


1,338 posted on 06/05/2006 7:54:01 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I grew up so long ago that being grown-up was more fun than being a kid!)
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To: Darksheare
Kenobi's Ghost: That boy is our last hope.

Yoda: No. There is another...

*cut screen*

Tarkin to Vader: You dog you! How many kids you got anyway?

1,339 posted on 06/05/2006 7:54:40 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: ronaldbizworld

IBTZ


1,340 posted on 06/05/2006 7:55:38 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
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