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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
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| 04/21/2006
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Posted on 04/21/2006 7:40:22 AM PDT by BJClinton
Happy Friday everyone! The monster storms last night knocked out power and turned my alarm off. It also jacked with the clock on my coffee grinder/brewer. Not cool. Anywho, please, let the silliness begin!.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: ipw; ofst; tgif
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To: Dashing Dasher; Steelerfan; Steve0113; Auntbee
on second thought....yes, I think you should make their membership MANDITORY!
initiation given by yourself and Auntbee.
I'll save my energy for later.
321
posted on
04/21/2006 10:57:24 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Where do you go, when the skies turn blue?)
To: HOTTIEBOY
Beats the heck out of me. True story, shortly after we were first married I was drinking on the couch drinking beer and watching a Steeler game (which from the name you can gather I consider rather important). My wife was vacuuming in front of the TV and I asked her if she could move, she was blocking the game. Thirty seconds later, I am off the couch vacuuming, she is watching Trading Spaces on TV. I have no conscious recollection of what happened during those 30 seconds, but I am fairly certain it was painful.
To: Steelerfan
LOL...are you sure you're not my ex-husband?
323
posted on
04/21/2006 10:58:47 AM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: Liberty Valance
Liberty Valance, after that post, you better be looking out for Ransom Stoddard's wife Hallie!!!!
You might get shot by her!!
324
posted on
04/21/2006 10:59:38 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("There's a little bit fruitcake left in every one of us." - Jimmy Buffett)
To: Lucky9teen
To: peacebaby; Auntbee
They have been invited.
Now, the fun parts starts.
326
posted on
04/21/2006 11:01:36 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt.)
To: fredhead
327
posted on
04/21/2006 11:01:55 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(Happy San Jacinto Day!)
To: EX52D
Not unless the blackout lasted a lot longer than I thought.
Seriously though, Steve mentioned survival instincts. I think we lack them when we are young and grow into them through (sometimes painful experience).
To: peacebaby
329
posted on
04/21/2006 11:02:29 AM PDT
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: HOTTIEBOY
No. I take that back. HottieGirl got mad at me the other day. (I didn't get in trouble because I am a 36 year old grown man, but she did get mad)
You see I went to the bar the other day and stayed for a couple hours and caught a stiff buzz. On my way home I stop at the "video" and "novelty" store to see if the electric bunny had come in. Well my neighbor saw me come out of this establishment and told HottieGirl.
Yeah, she let me have it. She said, "I cannot beleive you went to the bar and drank beer all day and then went to the ****store. I told you I wanted to go with you next time."
330
posted on
04/21/2006 11:02:43 AM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(AIXELSYD TAEB I)
To: HOTTIEBOY
Always, always take her with you. What's wrong with you!!
331
posted on
04/21/2006 11:04:15 AM PDT
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Steelerfan
Did she make you wear heels? I hate it when they do that.
332
posted on
04/21/2006 11:04:47 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(Happy San Jacinto Day!)
To: sully777
Wrong Rabbit, not Roger, but Jessica
"I'm not bad....I'm just drawn that way."
333
posted on
04/21/2006 11:04:49 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("There's a little bit fruitcake left in every one of us." - Jimmy Buffett)
To: Steelerfan
Why am I talking to myself in post 330?
Post 330 was meant for you Steelerfan.
BTW all I can say is... Damn, I'm sorry dude.
334
posted on
04/21/2006 11:04:55 AM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(AIXELSYD TAEB I)
To: EX52D
335
posted on
04/21/2006 11:04:59 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
To: Steelerfan
Next time take the vacuum cleaner outside and smash it.
336
posted on
04/21/2006 11:06:13 AM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(AIXELSYD TAEB I)
To: Auntbee
Always, always take her with you. One exception: if you're purchasing as a present for her. (But keep the receipt in case she wants to exchange it for a larger size.)
337
posted on
04/21/2006 11:06:48 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
To: BJClinton
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1618700/posts
Hand grenade & weed smuggled in vagina ping
338
posted on
04/21/2006 11:06:56 AM PDT
by
bk1000
(A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
To: BJClinton
Did she make you wear heels? I hate it when they do that. Well... "make" is such a strong word... I mean... no, of course not!
339
posted on
04/21/2006 11:08:08 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
To: bk1000
That gives a whole new meaning to "banging".
340
posted on
04/21/2006 11:08:46 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(Happy San Jacinto Day!)
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