Posted on 04/21/2006 7:40:22 AM PDT by BJClinton
Happy Friday everyone! The monster storms last night knocked out power and turned my alarm off. It also jacked with the clock on my coffee grinder/brewer. Not cool. Anywho, please, let the silliness begin!.
GMTA!!
Chickens.
"A Pirate Looks At Forty"
Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call
Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall
You've seen it all, you've seen it all
Watched the men who rode you switch from sail to steam
In your belly you can hold the treasures few have ever seen
Most of 'em dreams, most of 'em dreams
Yes, I am a pirate, two hundred years too late
The cannons don't thunder, there's nothin' to plunder
I'm an over-forty victim of fate
Arriving too late, arriving too late
But I've done a bit of smugglin', I've run my share of grass
Made enough money to buy Miami, but I pissed it away so fast
Never meant to last, never meant to last
I have been drunk now for over two weeks,
Passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks
But I've got stop wishin', got to go fishin'
I'm down to rock bottom again
Just a few friends, just a few friends
"lepercauns"
Are they the same thing as those rotted pecans you find under the old fallen leaves in the spring?
You misunderstand the implications of the name. If you "get" them, then it ain't Virginville anymore. What you want (me too) is really, really clean Hotown.
It all depends if you're making sweet or hard cider.
Jose's in Granbury and Cleburne used to have really great fajitas. The wife, kids, and I were really disapointed when we came back through Granbury a few years ago and found out they were gone.
It'd hit it.
;-)
>>>>I see the beginings of a great song there.<<<<<
Yeah, BB King could sing it
I think I am a man,
last time I checked.
I would ask my wife for my testicles
But I'm afraid I'll get decked.
I'm not allowed to have a credit card
not even a ,checkbook
I can't find my manhood,
I'm afraid to look.
Oh it's sad.
Baby I'm sad, sad, sad.
She took my identity, its driving me mad.
I wish i had a backbone.
Oh baby its sad.
RQ makes the cards, I do the testing.
Yeah, it really it is.
ROFL. Thanks, that cleared it up for me.
That can't be real.
Could this be a new toy for flying suicide Muslim terrorists??
Not at all. I just like to see the buzz saw before I walk into it.
LOL...the farmer or the ?
;)
On a day where a thread about superglue is prominently featured on the front page of FR, you can't blame folks for being a little careful.
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