**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

OFST | 04/21/2006 | IPW

[BJClinton]

Happy Friday everyone! The monster storms last night knocked out power and turned my alarm off. It also jacked with the clock on my coffee grinder/brewer. Not cool. Anywho, please, let the silliness begin!.

[HOTTIEBOY]

>>>>>Great, something else to go down on my permanent record.<<<<<<

Dude you gotta get in line.

[Maximus of Texas]

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Great Music and a Great Man!


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[peacebaby]

well, if Mrs. Steelerfan can use your credit card, my good guess is you'll slide.

I, on the other hand... .

[conservativebabe]

Oh, tagline. Sometimes I'm slow.

[LA Woman3]

Girl's Road Trip

Four women were driving across the country. Each one was from a different place: Idaho, Nebraska, Texas and Mexico.

Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window.

"What the heck are you doing?" demanded the Nebraskan.

"We have so many of these damn things in Idaho, I am just sick of looking at them!"

A moment later, the gal from Nebraska began pulling ears of corn from her bag and tossing them from the window.

"What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from Texas.

"We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I am just sick of looking at them!"

Inspired, the gal from Texas opened the car door and pushed the Mexican out.

[kevkrom]

Well, there are a few steps. 1. Beg Dasher 2. Kiss Dasher's butt, big time 3. Take a written test 4. Take an oral test

#1 and #2 I do all the time anyway. Never heard of #3, and is #4 what I think it is?

[RockinRight]

Stomp me baby...

;-)

[conservativebabe]

yes

[peacebaby]

oh geez...LOL

[HOTTIEBOY]

>>>>>>>>Women are like apples?<<<<<<<<<<

Don't you get it? Don't worry if you bruise it because theres a wholle tree full of them just like it.

[Dashing Dasher]

ROOM!!!

[Toby06]

Damn, If I just had $200,000 kincking around. Max, can I get that $11.84 back you borrowed?

[Steve0113]

Since you liked that one so much, here's another one. :)

Sam met his friend Morris on the street.

"Morris," he said, "I haven't seen you in years. You look terrible - what's happened?"

"You won't believe," said Morris. "I got married three times in the last three years and buried three wives!"

"How terrible, Morris, how tragic," Sam said. "What happened?"

"Three years ago, I married this rich widow, and she died a month later after eating poison mushrooms. A year later, I met this wealthy divorcee, and she died a month after we married, again from poison mushrooms. Then last year, I married again, and a month later, she died."

"Don't tell me," Sam said. "Poison mushrooms."

"No, a fractured skull," said Morris. "She wouldn't eat the poison mushrooms."

[Dashing Dasher]

Did I say that out loud?

Actually - did I say that HERE! is probably more appropriate.

[RockinRight]

Let's go honey...

[Maximus of Texas]

Sometimes?

[Maximus of Texas]

No, I used it to buy the soundtrack for the site.

[Dashing Dasher]

You are so sweet.

;-)

[Steve0113]

the trouble here that I am going to get into for sending Mrs. Steelerfan that joke.

Wow. I can think of easier ways to die.