Posted on 04/18/2006 5:28:48 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued
The Tomkitten has arrived.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the high-profile pair dubbed TomKat by the media, had a baby girl Tuesday, said Cruise spokesman Arnold Robinson.
The baby, named Suri, weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long, he said.
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Who cares?
A sarcastic comment would just be too easy.
What is Suri's last name? Does she take the last name of her mother because they aren't married? Does anyone know?
That girl is going to need a good psychiatrist.
What is Suri's last name? Does she take the last name of her mother because they aren't married? Does anyone know?
The big question is, did he eat the placenta? /sarc
... By the way, who's the father?
Poor kid.
The kid is abused already...born in to a cult.
It's great in lasagna. Just kidding. I haven't done that. But, there are recipes. Some just use it to plant a tree over. Yum.
Michael Jackson is a pretty good candidate...
I got 17.
Be hard to judge because, I reckon mods will be busy pulling until the frenzy subsides. Just damn.
OH South Park ping list LOL!
Tom Cruise's placenta plans
Tuesday, 18th April 2006, 13:05 LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Dad-to-be Tom Cruise has vowed to eat the placenta of his newborn baby and plans to dine on the umbilical cord too.
The actor's bizarre plans are sure to shock his legions of fans but the Hollywood heavyweight insists he plans to cook the unusual meal after fiancée Katie Holmes gives birth.
The 43 year-old star told America's GQ magazine: "I'm going to eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm going to eat the cord and the placenta right there."
Cruise, a devoted Scientologist, made the decision after reading the afterbirth contains important nutrients and vitamins.
The 'Mission Impossible 3' star - who has been carrying out medical scans on the foetus with his own ultra-sound machine - has also told Holmes she must give birth in silence, in accordance with Scientology teachings, so the baby isn't traumatised during the birth.
The couple have been holding family pregnancy classes in their Beverley Hills home.
Cruise revealed: "We've been studying what a woman goes through, what happens to a woman's body."
The actor is not the only star to indulge in strange behaviour with his baby's placenta practice.
Rod Stewart and fiancée Penny Lancaster celebrated the birth of their son Alastair by covering his placenta in tea tree oil and burying it in their garden.
(c) BANG Media International.
Poor little kid. What a dreadful life she will have!
Well, a hearty "HAIL XENU!!" to the proud parents.
}:-)4
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