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German court prescribes viagra for stallion
Reuters via Yahoo ^ | 3/20/06

Posted on 03/20/2006 10:40:01 AM PST by Mr. Brightside

German court prescribes viagra for stallion

1 hour, 38 minutes ago

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German court ordered viagra to be given to a stallion after his new owner claimed he was impotent and refused to pay the full asking price.

The buyer of the horse called Vedor paid just a tenth of the price of over 4,000 euros (2,772 pounds), claiming it had only one testicle and failed to get frisky with a female pony.

A vet found the testicle after an examination, said Egbert Simons, a spokesman for the court in the eastern town of Neuruppin.

And when the stallion was given the potency drug, it emerged he was fully functional, he added.

The court ordered the buyer to pay the full price.


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Keep in mind that Germany also has a 7 week wait for an MRI.
1 posted on 03/20/2006 10:40:03 AM PST by Mr. Brightside
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To: Mr. Brightside

Gives new meaning to the phrase "Hi-Ho Silver!"


2 posted on 03/20/2006 10:45:20 AM PST by lovecraft (Specialization is for insects.)
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To: Mr. Brightside
in a related story:

Horses given Viagra to make them go faster at illegal races

3 posted on 03/20/2006 10:46:28 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Mr. Brightside
A vet found the testicle after an examination,

Reason # 4,876 of "Why I am Not a Veterinarian" .

4 posted on 03/20/2006 11:10:09 AM PST by ikka
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To: Mr. Brightside
It took a vet to find a horse testicle?

German Birth Rate Lowest In Europe

Theres a connection here but Im having trouble putting a finger on it...

5 posted on 03/20/2006 11:47:10 AM PST by gnarledmaw (I traded freedom for security and all I got were these damned shackles.)
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To: HairOfTheDog

Saddle club ping?


6 posted on 03/21/2006 8:59:16 AM PST by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: Mr. Brightside; Calpernia; ecurbh; CindyDawg; PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain; Duchess47; ...
The court ordered the buyer to pay the full price.

Bummer. If he only has one descended testicle... He should be gelded.

Although... As a Saddle Club poster CindyDawg said on our thread... if you're buying an expensive stallion to be a breeder, be sure to check under the hood.

Ping!


7 posted on 03/21/2006 9:08:47 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (Hobbit Hole knives for soldiers! www.freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net)
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To: HairOfTheDog

rofling to some of these replies. I agree with Hair. If you pay for a working stallion he'd better have the goods. OTOH how stupid for the buyer not to have a vet check. OTOH, who the heck pays such short money for a breeding stallion? 2,772 pounds on the European breeding market isn't that much. It probably cost more to go to trial that the horse was worth. Still, you pay for a stallion, you'd better get two testicles, a penis and the ability to use them. ;-> (sweet smile.) The law is an ass.


8 posted on 03/22/2006 3:37:51 PM PST by N. Beaujon (http://www.nbeaujon.com)
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To: N. Beaujon

Ah - is that all he cost? When I read "paid just a tenth of the price of over 4,000 euros" the first time I read it wrong... I thought the 4000 Euros was a tenth of the price :~D

He paid a good price for a gelding.


9 posted on 03/22/2006 3:41:21 PM PST by HairOfTheDog (Hobbit Hole knives for soldiers! www.freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net)
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