Is the coast clear??
Posted on 03/06/2006 4:40:48 AM PST by Chairman_December_19th_Society
We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail!
Good morning!!
Do not let the victims of the attacks on New York and Washington, nor the brave members of our Nation's military who have given their lives to protect our freedom, die in vain!!
The New York Times is running an article this morning that suggests evidence shows that abortion rates in minors drop only slightly if parents are told about it. The article insinuates parents, therefore, need not be told.
AT&T (or what's left of it) and BellSouth have agreed to merge.
Warren Buffett is pushing up the price of hurricane insurance saying it will become more costly due to global warming.
Airports may be the next "issue" after ports. Turns out that the security and airport management at Indianapolis International is run by a foreign company--though reports don't say which country.
For AMERICA - The Right Way, I remain yours in the Cause, the Chairman.
Oh ick! She is a ditz.
In compassion I would like to say that abortion would be okay under that circumstance. But it is still the taking of a human life.
I do not know how the SD bill reads, so I can't answer that specific question.
Obviously, I don't think incest is a good reason to kill the human.
/johnny
Juliet? LOL. Yeah, she is most assuredly a ditz and sort of crude too.
My state is almost ready with our own bans. I think they're permitting three exceptions, but it is still a work in progress.
Be sure to save space to plant grits ... :-)
Jane ~~~ Keeping your mother and your family in my prayers constantly.
A West Texas cowboy was herding his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
The driver, ayoung man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"
The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.
The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.
Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1586 cows and calves."
"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the cowboy. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"
"You're a consultant for the National Democratic Party." says the cowboy.
"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required." answered the cowboy "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked; and you don't know anything about my business........ "
"Now give me back my dog." !!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you seen anything else on this? None of the blogs are carrying anything yet...at least that I've found.
Not a word from FNC, but I did spot a thread here scrolling by and saw two articles posted on the thread.
Is the coast clear??
LOL!
Variations on a helicopter joke. But true. Very true.
Gimme back my dawg... LOL!!!
/johnny
I'm seasoning the cast-iron now. Like I need more heat in the kitchen...
/johnny
sorry about the catz.
Janice came over to check out the house, since I moved in the furniture. She generally approved and left. She came back with a pillow, and some kind of little flower basket dammit. The flower basket dammit was to put on the wall to cover an old outlet cutout that was badly patched. The pillow was because there was only my field pillow on my bed, and I might need one, in case I ever had company.
Wimmin-folk. Gotta love 'em, but Lord!
Next thing you know, ammo-cans in the kitchen will be declared off-limits.
/johnny
????????????? what possibly could she mean?
Good one! Granny....I always like those dumb city slicker jokes, modified here to a dumb dem.
That flu bug seems to have landed in these parts too, MM and Molly. I haven't caught it, but several people I know have. Sure hope you recover soon.
I'm sure tomatoes are a given....would love to see your fried green ones recipe!
They don't listen to me say that I'm done for a while, next decade, please turn the page, h@!! NO!. The only reason they haven't tried to set me up is because I made it very clear that wouldn't help over-the-fence relations. (to make a grand understatement)
/johnny
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