Posted on 03/03/2006 5:38:05 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
Ah my Evil Master, your wish is my command...
11-SHY FARTER
Can only fart on a deserted Island.
Um, yeah, not me.
I know, I am hoping to hvae insurance pay for it, otherwise, I will see my old orthodontist and get a clear retainer, which pretty much did the same thing...until I lost it...
26-CLAIRVOYANT FARTER
Can tell what others have eaten from their farts
Ewwwwwww!
Yes! Fart jokes! Screw cowbell and polls, we've degenerated into fart jokes!
LOL!
Naw! The middle schoolers are home on spring break and have taken over their parents' computers.
A chemistry student named Tate,
was heard to remark to his date,
"Because of the stink,
a fart is, I think,
just poop in it's gaseous state."
There was a young fellow from Sparta,
A really magnificent farter,
On the strength of one bean,
He'd fart God Save the Queen,
And Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.
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I'll try it.
Been busy...
I just hate it when the wind is out of the north
ha!
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