Posted on 03/03/2006 5:38:05 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
Now THAT is funny!
I know mine is stress related. But it is not as bad during the day when I can control it, grinding of teeth that is, the stress is out of my control.
Two lines from parody songs of an old country comedy duo named "Homer & Jethro":
Her teeth were like stars - they come out at night
She had nine buttons on her nightgown - But she could only facinate.
LOL!! But, you forgot the Macanudo...
I've been saving that for an appropriate time. :)
well, hell...max wearing that thing, he can save on airfare!
I need a good night guard and my doctor wants me to see someone...arranging it myself is not easy.
You're so poor you had to fart in your pocket to make a s"cent".
boo
Q-tips
Bath robe
Cheerios
Blow torch
The Macanudo? Where am I going to put the bananas and chocolate? On my head?
It's that time of day. Time to say have a good weekend. Drink one for me.
I leave you with the lyrics to a great Homer and Jethro song.
Bye
THE BILLBOARD SONG
Recorded by Homer and Jethro
Written by Cy Coben and Charles Grean
As I was walking down the street a billboard caught my eye
The advertisements written there would make you laugh and cry
The signs were torn and scattered from the storm the night before
And as I read the things they said, why, this is what I saw;
Smoke Coca-Cola cigarettes, drink Wrigley's Spearmint beer
Ken-L-Ration dog food keeps your wife's complexion clear
Chew chocolate covered mothballs, they always satisfy
Brush your teeth with Lifebouy Soap and watch the suds go by;
When I recovered from the shock I went upon my way
I'd gone no further than a block when there to my dismay
Another billboard caught my eye and like the one before
The wind and rain had done its work 'cause this is what I saw;
Oh, take your next vacation in a brand new Frigidaire
Learn to play pian-er in your winter underwear
And Simonize your baby with a Hershey candy bar
See the difference that Drain-o makes in all the movie stars;
Oh, doctors proved that babies shouldn't smoke til they are three
People over 35 take baths in Lipton's Tea
You wanna make this country a better place today
Just buy a record of this song and throw it "fur" away.
T - I - D - E; spells - TIDE!
I was thinking of places like the Great Alaskan Bush Co, the Penthouse Club, and a few of the Casinos in driving distance.
oh, wait a second...I got confused,,,Instead of reading Macanudo, i was reading Macarana (the dance).
Nevermind.
Good night guards are exspensive. Mine was almost $300. The ones you can get in the super market are aweful.
have a great Chesapeake weekend!
I'm just saying, Phoenix itself is pretty damn hot. I was making a play on your words. :)
Told ya!
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