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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/3/06
What's a source? | 3/3/06 | Me

Posted on 03/03/2006 5:38:05 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ducttape; ofst; shoppinggame; shoppinglist; tgif
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To: peacebaby

perfect choice, I will remember that


521 posted on 03/03/2006 10:23:28 AM PST by biker
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To: Chanticleer

and I confess to shifting my mag on the newsstands to get the best exposure. I'm a little busy when I go to the grocery store.


522 posted on 03/03/2006 10:23:53 AM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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To: Dashing Dasher; r-q-tek86
Did someone say Bachlorette Party? If so - I'm available.

So are r-q-tek86 and I.
523 posted on 03/03/2006 10:23:56 AM PST by BJClinton (Happy Birthday Texas!)
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To: Toby06
Thinking
524 posted on 03/03/2006 10:23:57 AM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: peacebaby

lol, do you remember the groceries?


525 posted on 03/03/2006 10:24:39 AM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
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To: RockinRight

526 posted on 03/03/2006 10:24:57 AM PST by CJ Wolf (To Zot or Not That is the question.)
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To: biker
We could reek havoc with the newsstand sales, you know.
527 posted on 03/03/2006 10:25:12 AM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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To: RockinRight

Three men get stranded on an island and a tribe comes from no where.

The chief says to them: Ungubunga or death.

So the first guy asks the chief what Ungubunga is and the chief simply repeats him self.

So the first guy says Ungubunga and the chief screws him and lets him go.

So the second guy says well its pretty disgusting, but I have a family so he chooses Ungubunga and gets screwed.

So the third guy's like you two are disgusting and chooses death. The chief exclaims good choice death by Ungubunga!


528 posted on 03/03/2006 10:25:31 AM PST by ChandyB71 (Often, it's wiser to wait until u know the beat, before dancing 2 tunes the media & politicians play)
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To: RockinRight

Excellent!

I'll chaperone and you chaperone me. That should work!


529 posted on 03/03/2006 10:26:05 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (pcottraux says I'm special!)
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To: Kate of Spice Island
I just wanted to let everyone know that I am getting married.

NO! DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!


530 posted on 03/03/2006 10:26:12 AM PST by Toby06 (Check out my revised profile!)
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To: biker

I guess they didn't have an "adult" section.


531 posted on 03/03/2006 10:26:16 AM PST by BJClinton (Happy Birthday Texas!)
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To: CJ Wolf

LOL!


532 posted on 03/03/2006 10:27:26 AM PST by Toby06 (Check out my revised profile!)
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To: BJClinton; Maximus of Texas

It's Texas's Birthday? Who knew? Where should we send presents?


533 posted on 03/03/2006 10:27:57 AM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
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To: Chanticleer

good question...I always remember (1) toilet paper, (2) soda water, and (3) lemons.


534 posted on 03/03/2006 10:28:15 AM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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To: Hoodlum91

OK, well I guess we need a room to chaperone one another in, don't we?


535 posted on 03/03/2006 10:28:21 AM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: BJClinton; r-q-tek86; Kate of Spice Island
Did someone say Bachlorette Party? If so - I'm available.
So are r-q-tek86 and I.

We've got the dancing boys!

wooohoo!

Who's bringing the champagne?

536 posted on 03/03/2006 10:28:24 AM PST by Dashing Dasher ( I prayed, 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.)
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To: Dashing Dasher; Owl_Eagle

I think you need invite Owl_Eagle to jump out of the cake.


537 posted on 03/03/2006 10:29:08 AM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Well that's not much of a confusing list, lol.


538 posted on 03/03/2006 10:30:33 AM PST by JimWforBush (3 things I won't discuss...Politics, Religion and The Great Pumpkin)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Did someone mention champagne? I'm paying attention now!


539 posted on 03/03/2006 10:30:34 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (pcottraux says I'm special!)
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To: Chanticleer
Please send large bills to:

Mr. Max
Max's House
The City that Max Lives In, Texas 76100
540 posted on 03/03/2006 10:31:04 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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