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Posted on 03/03/2006 5:38:05 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ducttape; ofst; shoppinggame; shoppinglist; tgif
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To: uncleshag; Purple Mountains Maj; MadCharity; phantomworker; BadKittySF; vipervomit; LiveFreee; ...
The Shopping Game! Here's the deal:
you must come up with any four items that could be found at a store like, say, Fred Meyer. (This is a store that has a wide variety of groceries, but also has sporting goods, cosmetics, electronic equipment, clothing, etc. You get the idea.) The point is that the four items be innocuous in and of themselves, but in combination would completely freak out the checkout clerk, or at least make him/her wonder what in the hell you've got planned for the evening.
Birthday card.
Brownie mix.
Chocolate ex-lax.
Video camera.
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:38:42 AM PST
by
Xenophobic Alien
(At a higher altitude with flag unfurled We reached the dizzy heights of that dreamed of world)
To: Xenophobic Alien
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:38:50 AM PST
by
Michael Goldsberry
(Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
To: Xenophobic Alien
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:39:50 AM PST
by
vipervomit
(Some days you're the dog........some days you're the hydrant!)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Let the OFST begin!!!!!
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:40:02 AM PST
by
Rummyfan
To: Xenophobic Alien
Live goldfish
a blender
plastic cups
vodka
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:40:41 AM PST
by
Xenophobic Alien
(At a higher altitude with flag unfurled We reached the dizzy heights of that dreamed of world)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Box of condoms
Battery Operated Electric drill
10 Packs of Hot Dogs
Box of Kleenex.........
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:41:52 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
To: Xenophobic Alien
A Don Ho CD. Saran wrap. An Enema kit. Road Flares.
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:42:41 AM PST
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:42:44 AM PST
by
RioSmith
To: Xenophobic Alien; All
To: theDentist
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:43:42 AM PST
by
RioSmith
To: RioSmith
Hebrew Nationals if you have Jewish friends.......
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:44:54 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
To: RioSmith
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:45:45 AM PST
by
Xenophobic Alien
(At a higher altitude with flag unfurled We reached the dizzy heights of that dreamed of world)
To: Red Badger
Wading pool.
Case of beer.
Bullhorn.
Pellet gun.
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:47:36 AM PST
by
Xenophobic Alien
(At a higher altitude with flag unfurled We reached the dizzy heights of that dreamed of world)
To: Xenophobic Alien
WOOHOO! HAPPY FRIDAY!
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:47:38 AM PST
by
Toby06
(Check out my revised profile!)
To: Xenophobic Alien
- 100-pack of Trojans.
- four large watermelons.
- 1 copy of "Partying for Dummies".
- Two rolls of aluminum foil.
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:47:47 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Top 20!!! Morning' everyone.
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:48:20 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:49:15 AM PST
by
Dallas59
((“You love life, while we love death"( Al-Qaeda & Democratic Party))
To: Xenophobic Alien
Duct tape
handcuffs
paper towels
extra large trash bags
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:49:21 AM PST
by
Toby06
(Check out my revised profile!)
To: Xenophobic Alien
You forgot Bird feed or fish feed.......
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:49:29 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
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