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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/3/06
What's a source? | 3/3/06 | Me

Posted on 03/03/2006 5:38:05 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ducttape; ofst; shoppinggame; shoppinglist; tgif
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To: Xenophobic Alien

Large bag of kitty litter
5 gallon bucket
12 pack of beer
Civilization 4 (computer game)


201 posted on 03/03/2006 7:22:57 AM PST by Dutch14 (The last one out of the circus has to lock up everything...)
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To: Hoodlum91

I was trying to find a way to slip in a Hoff reference since nobody else had yet!


202 posted on 03/03/2006 7:24:05 AM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: Xenophobic Alien

A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at everything, he notices a very lifelike life- sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking that he decides he must have it. He takes it to the owner and asks, "How much for the bronze rat?"

The owner replies, "$12 for the rat and $100 for the story". The tourist gives the man $12 and says, "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story."

As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat, he notices that a few real rats have crawled out of the alleys and sewers and begun following him down the street. This is disconcerting, and he begins walking faster. But within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind him has grown to hundreds, and they begin squealing. He begins to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now number in the MILLIONS, and are squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.

Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the Bay, and throws the bronze rat as far out into the water as he can. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jump into the Bay after it, and are all drowned.

The man walks back to the curio shop. "Ah ha," ays the owner, "you have come back for the story?" "No," says the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat, a bronze Muslim cleric & anything French."


203 posted on 03/03/2006 7:24:44 AM PST by rockthecasbah (4th & 9. 1:32 left in the 4th quarter. Down by 3 at Notre Dame. No problem. Fight on!)
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To: RockinRight

Movie reference:

6 inch spike

board

laser pointer

popcorn


204 posted on 03/03/2006 7:26:52 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (pcottraux says I'm special!)
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To: Xenophobic Alien
Thank You, Lord, for taking the Olympics off the air and giving us The Office back!!

Jenna Fisher, who plays Pam on the show was on Martha yesterday. My wife was kind enough to Tivo it for me. That girl is 100% cute! Guys, if you think she is cute in the show, you should have seen her on Martha. Holy crap!!


205 posted on 03/03/2006 7:28:39 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Scary.


206 posted on 03/03/2006 7:29:30 AM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
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To: Xenophobic Alien; silent_jonny

My good friend silent_jonny was the inspiration for this one.

chicken

Door knob

Chicken Little Poster

Combination lock


207 posted on 03/03/2006 7:29:55 AM PST by conservativebabe
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To: Hoodlum91

Real Genius?


208 posted on 03/03/2006 7:30:25 AM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Not to mention she is brilliant on the show.


209 posted on 03/03/2006 7:30:49 AM PST by conservativebabe
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To: RockinRight

Very good. bonus points for you!


210 posted on 03/03/2006 7:30:53 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (pcottraux says I'm special!)
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To: Xenophobic Alien; PaulaB
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Paulab celebrating her new job!!


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211 posted on 03/03/2006 7:31:16 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: Hoodlum91

What do I win?

;-)


212 posted on 03/03/2006 7:31:21 AM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: retrokitten

This is a game you'd be good at. Come out and play.


213 posted on 03/03/2006 7:31:45 AM PST by conservativebabe
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To: RockinRight

The board and the spike.


214 posted on 03/03/2006 7:32:04 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (pcottraux says I'm special!)
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To: conservativebabe

I agree. Her reactions are classic.


215 posted on 03/03/2006 7:32:05 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: All; PaulaB
Let's try that again. .


Paulab celebrating her new job!!


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216 posted on 03/03/2006 7:33:46 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: Maximus of Texas; Toby06

(1) Spiked dog collar
(2) 6 Ft. lengths heavy duty chain
(1) Gallon honey
(1) 2 Ft. Summer sausage


217 posted on 03/03/2006 7:35:18 AM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: Hoodlum91

Reeeallly?

"Not right now."


218 posted on 03/03/2006 7:35:18 AM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: Maximus of Texas
Ouch! What an imbecile
219 posted on 03/03/2006 7:35:45 AM PST by conservativebabe
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To: EX52D

I thought what happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas? You just shared a lot with that list, missy.


220 posted on 03/03/2006 7:36:31 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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