[SJackson]

With the mandatory cartoon of Pluto:

[BenLurkin]

{Insert mandatory stock Uranus joke here}

[Coyoteman]

Is the Space Probe to Pluto a Sign of Our Saviour’s Return?

No.

[mnehring]

WTF? Somebody was smokin something.

[Petronski]

As long as you spare us any pictures of Uranus.

[commish]

What, no mention of the mother ship or the number 19.

[ZinGirl]

is located 4,600,000,000 miles away from the Sun.

is it EXACTLY 4,600,000,000 miles away from the sun? I need to know because my bus transfer has a limit to the mileage...and I think this might exceed the limit. What if I took the Double R from midtown? Would I need to change at 49th street?

anyway....sounds like a nice weekend getaway...

[Marine_Uncle]

ha ha. Where's the mouse.

[Mr. Jeeves]

Only if their cult considers the Fungi from Yuggoth to be saviors. ;)

[mtbopfuyn]

It is the ninth planet in our solar system and is located 4,600,000,000 miles away from the Sun. The space shuttle was launched on January 19 this year.

Oh, no! There are 1 + 9 numerals in 4,600,000,000 which corresponds with the 19th (1 and 9) day of January. And then January is the 1st month, combined with the 9th planet which makes another 1 and 9. We're doomed!!!

[Dog Gone]

If Master Fard Muhammad’s Announced Visit to America corresponded with the discovery of Planet Pluto in 1930, named after the Greek god of the underworld, might this final exploratory mission of the United States Government’s space program correspond to the Saviour’s Return and the Birth of a New Nation from among the spiritual dead who are stylized as the blind, deaf and dumb?

Absolutely. Everyone knows this is the FINAL mission of the space program.

[Safetgiver]

Who is Fart Mohammed?

[xJones]

I would like to pose the following question: If Master Fard Muhammad’s Announced Visit to America corresponded with the discovery of Planet Pluto in 1930, named after the Greek god of the underworld, might this final exploratory mission of the United States Government’s sce program correspond to the Saviour’s Return and the Birth of a New Nation from among the spiritual dead who are stylized as the blind, deaf and dumb?

$100 says you can't diagram that sentence.

[SJackson]

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This and the thread below, which I won't ping are off topic, but entertaining.

It's Time to Put Muslim Holidays in US Calendars

[martin_fierro]

[martin_fierro]

[JRios1968]

All Uranus Are Belong To Us!

[BigFinn]

Oh, Louie, someone spiked the cool aid again.