Posted on 02/17/2006 5:00:51 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
Happy Friday Everyone!
No you didn't. I'll look at it when I get home. It may not be as small on yahoo.
You're bluffing... I will take you on in a Photoshop duel, anyday.
LOL! I'm not on that website. I haven't been in California since '91.
Ok... email sent
Yeh, I'm thinking I got a handle on it...wait...
All I know is I'm feelin' good vibrations... ;)
There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says, "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."
He ignores the voice.
Later in the day, he hears the voice again.
"Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."
Again, he ignores the voice.
Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day.
"Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."
He can't take it anymore. He believes the voice.
He quits his job, sells his house, takes all his money, and flies to Las Vegas. As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice says, "Go to the Horseshoe."
He goes to The Horseshoe.
The voice says, "Put all your money into a World Series of Poker (WSOP) entry."
He puts up his $10,000 and buys an entry into the WSOP.
He goes to his assigned tournament table.
The first hand is dealt and the guy is dealt AsAd.
The voice says, "Go all in."
He pushes his entire $10,000 bankroll into the pot.
Three players call.
The dealer lays down the flop which is 8h9h10h.
The voice says, "Damn."
I know... I know...
I just wanted you to be nervous... just once... for a single moment.
;-)
I'll drink you under the table instead.
Soles of the feet? Is there something I'm not aware of? :)
Doesn't mean I'm not looking closely.
So, you disappear for a month and then come back for a quicky? Who are you? Auntbee?
That Big Foot graphic is cool!
You havent? Youve actually been working? Im shocked. :o)
Well, lets see, my day started with a 2 hour dance pole session at the local strip club..(well worth it though, I made LOTSA money), then onto the spa for the rest of the day.. you know, massages, pedicures... I lead the life of luxury, what can I say?
I was sleeping you dink, thats where I was all day! ROFL
MM
My emails been acting strange lately.
ok one more then I am outta here...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
Bizarre. I haven't received yours either. Our computer systems must not like each other. :o( I'll resend when I get home tonight.
Hey!!!!
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