Posted on 02/17/2006 5:00:51 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
Happy Friday Everyone!
Don't trust DD when she says "Send me a naked picture of you and I'll send you one of me."
It's a literal statement.
Apparently you're missing your butt.
Well, you laugh if you look at post 489 where dummy me hit the wrong link.....:-)
Indeed. Freepmail me your address & let's exchange! :o)
I think she looks like Jennifer Capriati... very cute
I fell for that SIX times...
Now that you say that you are right - she does.
I am really hoping that was photoshopped, but if that happened to my dog I would be at the vet, not taking pictures to post on the internet (although maybe that is a vet's office in the background).
LOL!
r-q-tek86 has my picture. Have him FReep mail it to ya.
I wish!!
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Maureen O'Hara vacations on the sea shore...
How To Shower Like a Woman:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Stay focused.
Wash your butt
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo! sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
Send me a picture of DD.
Well, time for me to roll out of here.
Everyone have a great and safe weekend!
sometimes I wake up grumpy...
Other times, I let her sleep in
Have a great weekend! :)
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