**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

3rd rock from the sun | 02/10/06 | Sometimes BJClinton but we're not sure anymore :)

[Maximus of Texas]

I hate you. I hate you both.

[Michael Goldsberry]

Want my job?

[day10]

Good morning and Happy Friday Chanticleer and everyone!

[peacebaby]

do it right, day10. I want to see your true score. My sense is you are very romantic. (you can whisper your score in my ear if you don't want anyone else to know what a softy you are.)

[Deguello]

"The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

Our business is air suspension and we repair all Ford products that came with factory installed air suspension (1984 to current year). We have a term called Suicide by Engineer.

We received a call several years ago from an attorney that wanted to reserve our company as an expert witness in a Civil Trial that involved a death.

It seems that a engineer that owned a Lincoln MK VII figured out that if he added his body weight to the front end of his vehicle, the computer would read that the front end was too low due to the added weight and thus increase the psi to the front end to take it up to trim height.

So far, so good. With the ignition still in the run position, the engineer removed his body weight from the front end and found that such was greater than normal height and he proceeded to crawl under the front end of the vehicle for what ever reason.

Once he removed his weight from the front end, the computer read 45 seconds later that the front end was too high and vented air for the excessive height, lowering the vehicle onto the engineer laying under the vehicle and crushing him. Suicide by Engineer.

[Maximus of Texas]

Does it come with free drinks?

[johnk]

She's Open !!!!!

[Michael Goldsberry]

No, but it does make you want to be silly.

[phantomworker]

Hey! I resemble that! LOL!!!

[HOTTIEBOY]

I would say that is just about right.

[Chanticleer]

:-P

I knew you'd love it. Have a hug from me. {HUG}

[HOTTIEBOY]

Hey Max,

About time you woke up!

Lets see how many sitcom lines we can plagiarize today.

[Maximus of Texas]

Where is BJClinton??

Anyway, here is one of the best of the Super Bowl commericals in case anyone missed them.

Super Bowl Commercial

[Maximus of Texas]

I don't wanna be a pirate!

[CougarGA7]

It's been a couple of weeks since I've posted thanks to life getting hectic, but here's another True Story.

Any parent knows that it is important to be careful of what you say around your children. But it is also important to understand the context in which they understand what you do tell them.

Case in point.

My wife sings each on of our children a song at bedtime. The play-list is short but they do get to chose which one they want to hear. One of these songs is "Hush little baby".

About a month ago when she ask my middle son (4yrs old) what song he would like her to sing, he thought for a bit and then told her.

"Shush, don't talk, I'll buy you something"

Context.

Happy Friday Freepers.

[Chanticleer]

A Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left-wing liberal drunk.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman!" He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does Hillary Clinton!"

"And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.

[conservativebabe]

That guy sounds retarded.

[johnk]

An apple a day!