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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
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| 01/13/2006
| TheUsualSuspects
Posted on 01/13/2006 5:44:50 AM PST by BJClinton
Wheee! Friday. Mr. August sez: Time to be silly.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: gosteelers; hookemhorns; ofst; redskins; tgif
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To: ToddBush
281
posted on
01/13/2006 7:52:52 AM PST
by
MadCharity
(When it comes to sex, men are like microwaves and women are like crockpots.)
To: Auntbee
I love the line that goes something like, "Anything goes wrong, your fault, my fault, nobody's fault, I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!!!." Duke at his best.
282
posted on
01/13/2006 7:53:31 AM PST
by
fredhead
(The NAVY - Full Speed Ahead (or is it Astern?))
To: RockinRight
283
posted on
01/13/2006 7:54:04 AM PST
by
cyborg
(I just love that man.)
To: MadCharity
I've always liked that one...
284
posted on
01/13/2006 7:54:10 AM PST
by
ToddBush
(My puppy beat up your DNC Chairman.)
To: fredhead
I can almost recite the whole movie. Drives my kids and boyfriend nuts.
285
posted on
01/13/2006 7:54:19 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: tuffydoodle
I got to meet Burt Gilliam last year. He lives in one of the school districts where we work and was MC at their charity golf tournament
286
posted on
01/13/2006 7:54:29 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(The closest I got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content)
To: tuffydoodle
Confuscious say, Boy who fool with girl in wrong period get caught red handed.
287
posted on
01/13/2006 7:54:33 AM PST
by
MadCharity
(When it comes to sex, men are like microwaves and women are like crockpots.)
To: Millee
28. Women who have two or more brothers are less likely to be disgusted by you.
I can attest to this. Mrs. BJC has no brothers and was utterly revolted by the way I kept my first apartment. Upside is her nesting instincts kicked in and she'd come over and clean.
30. A gentleman never considers sexual activity until the dog has been sent to another room.
This can be interpreted so many ways. Most of them are inappropriate to post.
32. No matter how furtive or quick the glance, a woman always knows when you are looking at their breasts.
Well duh! We're always looking.
288
posted on
01/13/2006 7:54:39 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(Mr. August)
To: Millee
That's just silly (which makes is immensely appropriate to post here!).
I am also impressed with my place on the world rankings... I'm glad I didn't participate in the study as their statistics would have been significantly altered.
To: ToddBush
290
posted on
01/13/2006 7:55:46 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(It's my birthday, I can b*tch if I want to!)
To: Petronski
"Confucious say man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
LOL Never heard that one before.
291
posted on
01/13/2006 7:55:50 AM PST
by
tuffydoodle
(Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
To: Dashing Dasher
I got a job in October but just got let go... oh excuse me! 'separated from the company' as they said. I'll find something else.
292
posted on
01/13/2006 7:55:53 AM PST
by
cyborg
(I just love that man.)
To: Dashing Dasher
I got a job in October but just got let go... oh excuse me! 'separated from the company' as they said. I'll find something else.
293
posted on
01/13/2006 7:55:55 AM PST
by
cyborg
(I just love that man.)
To: cyborg
We ARE getting wedding pics, right??
Although I'd assume you two will be "occupied" with one another for some time after the reception...so we might have to wait a while to get them...
;-)
Where is your honeymoon gonna be?
294
posted on
01/13/2006 7:56:04 AM PST
by
RockinRight
("It's as if all the brain-damaged people in America got together and formed a voting bloc" - Coulter)
To: StrangerInParadise
295
posted on
01/13/2006 7:56:46 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(It's my birthday, I can b*tch if I want to!)
To: cyborg
That's too bad.
That's too bad.
296
posted on
01/13/2006 7:57:11 AM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(You must be Ringo......Look darlin, Johnny Ringo.)
To: r-q-tek86
That must have been a sad tournament.
297
posted on
01/13/2006 7:57:15 AM PST
by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, pull Bosch's finger)
To: AmericanMade1776
Yes, but his hair is perfect.
Silky Pony Ping!
298
posted on
01/13/2006 7:57:17 AM PST
by
alarm rider
(Irritating leftists as often as is humanly possible....)
To: BJClinton
299
posted on
01/13/2006 7:57:49 AM PST
by
MadCharity
(When it comes to sex, men are like microwaves and women are like crockpots.)
To: r-q-tek86
He's like Jonathon Winters, all you have to do is look at his face and it cracks people up.
300
posted on
01/13/2006 7:58:23 AM PST
by
tuffydoodle
(Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
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