Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 26

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[EsmeraldaA]

Really, why?

Because the mutant ones are more meaty?

LOL!

[Darksheare]

"If you drill it, they will come."

*Baseball fanatic turns around to see herd of caribou bearing down on him at speed.*

NOOOOO!

[Darksheare]

Caribou are pretty big.

[EsmeraldaA]

But you didn't agree, huh?

[EsmeraldaA]

Where is there exactly? I have to forward this news....

[Darksheare]

Neither did their vehicles.
They spun out, slid, and mainly did other vehicular tricks.

[EsmeraldaA]

Now that I think about it, Ma offered to share some meat just last week.

I said 'no thank you'. It was way to much of it.

[Darksheare]

Alaskan National Wildlife Refuge.
Building a pipeline actually helped the caribou elsewhere in Alaska due to the fact that oil is pumped through the line with a nice temperature to it.
Caribou found that they could keep warm by the pipeline, and that there was stuff growing there due to the relative warmth.

[Lakeshark]

ANWR

Where caribou are begging for attention..........

[EsmeraldaA]

LMAO!!

And yet you are talking about vehicles NOT kitties.

[Darksheare]

Yes, and for some reason I was thinking, "Stars on Ice could do well to imitate some of these moves."

[Darksheare]

Caribou, so fresh it's still on the hoof!

[EsmeraldaA]

Mmmmm
Okay, so maybe this information won't be needed after all.
But they like people's houses and roads better, you know? ;-)

[Lakeshark]

I hear the caribou are so into this, they point out where to drill!

[Darksheare]

Yes.
And nice gardens too.
(Cultivated stuff tastes so much better than usual standard caribou kibble.)

[EsmeraldaA]

Well. The Winter Olympics are coming, remember? hehehe

[catpuppy]

Testy, aren't we? Must have something to do with snow so deep you park your car in the attic, when you can find it. Just between you and me, are you the only Michigander who doesn't come to Florida for the winter?

As for voter instruction, I would think that those who habitually elect the Levin boys and John Conyers may need help in that area. We'll try to send you some assistance as soon as we finish counting the ballots from the 2000 election.

we're slow but accurate

[EsmeraldaA]

We are talking about remarkable Caribou here......

[Darksheare]

Now I have a visual of a caribou kicking on some company execs door and yelling "C'mon already, open up the sauna!"

[EsmeraldaA]

Maybe they just want to be near to people.....right. (could be).