Here is proof of Bigfoot and Omicronians!
Posted on 12/10/2005 10:02:55 PM PST by lowbridge
Thats assuming the first bullet does its job. Otherwise, Bigfoot is gonna jam your rifle up where the sun dont shine.
In the early 60s, the son of Smokey Crabtree shot a Bigfoot directly in the face several times, and it still came at him.
I think I'd have done the same thing. Freeze. Don't make any sounds. Take the shot and miss, it's mad at you. Don't want the animal to know you're there...'cause Bigfeet are scary and big.
The mountains of W.VA?
Moonshine iz made in them therr partz, I bin tode. Might hepp explane wutt thae saw.
Aren't those guys just the best!?
I was in a bar/restaurant yesterday in LAX. There was a couple there telling everyone that they were on the Southwest flight that went off the runway at Midway the day before.
I know for a fact that the passengers hadn't been released in time for anyone to get to LAX - so, I kept laughing at the made up crap this couple was saying.
When someone lies in my presense - I just roll my eyes, laugh, point at them... etc.
Why do people lie? I have no idea - especially when they aren't fooling anyone.
Weird.
**When someone lies in my presense - I just roll my eyes, laugh, point at them... etc.**
That's exactly what my oldest son does! Probably hoping it results in a fight. He can't stand to be bored. He now lives in D.C. where he most likely gets to hear heaping helpings of the 'untruth'.
He should join the DC Freepers at Walter Reed every Friday night and he can point and laugh at the Code Pink Freaks.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1536961/posts
What a bunch of girls.
Only after it eats the peanuts out of my sheeeiit!
**He should join the DC Freepers at Walter Reed every Friday night and he can point and laugh at the Code Pink Freaks.**
Oh, I wouldn't doubt that he has. A few years ago he went downtown to laugh at the WTO protesters. He took pics and showed us 'hicks in the sticks' just how insane they are.
No way I'm a girl. Ladies like Dashing Dasher are a lot tougher than me.
I've seen some computer enhanced pieces of the Patterson tape, and I'll tell ya, they're dam convincing.
Most definitely a female with large, pendulous breasts.
I heard Patterson showed it to some movie mogul/special effects wizards and they said there was no way they could reproduce it unless they had a couple of years and a few tens of millions to spend.
Doh!
What is bigfoot doing in a tree stand?
I once heard a bear crashing through the trees as I was deer hunting a number of years ago.
Saw a part of him, but he/she? was moving fast.
I was glad I was in a tree stand.
Didn't think much about the deer for awhile.
"What is bigfoot doing in a tree stand?"
I once shot a Bigfoot in my pajamas. (How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.)
I am certain that barley in some form had something to do with it.
Does anybody know exactly where Janet Reno was that day?
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I'm not that tough - I'm just mean and cranky.
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