**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

&^#$%%@# ^ | 12/09/2005 | theUsualSuspects

[BJClinton]

Note to self: use anti-freeze when temperatures drop.

Alrighty, sorry for the delay. Apparently it got kinda cold last night and my truck wasn't too cool with that.

[Peepster]

Yep, this is totally me!!!

You Are a Dreaming Soul

Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you awy from this world So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all... But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you. Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses. Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others. Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life. Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?

[laney]

I'll Have a BLUE CHRISTMAS without ya!

[Millee]

Shucks, I'm speechless.

You Belong in New Zealand

Good on ya, mate You're the best looking one of the bunch Though you're often forgotten... You're quite proud of who you are

What English Speaking Country Do You Belong In?

[Xenophobic Alien]

[laney]

I had the same outcome but did not post it! HAHA

[laney]

And you have great support behind that right!!:_

[najida]

Well,
In case you haven't noticed,
I HATE bigots....

Not just those that go after groups, but those barbaric bullies who think its 'fun' to ridicule, taunt and torment individuals. Makes you wonder what kind of three headed demons creatures like that would raise, don't you? Like makes you see where the characters from "Mean Girls" learned all their tricks.

Oh, but they'd have perfect spelling, grammar, sophisticated tastes, dress well, talk about how they carry on intelligent conversations and believe they are better than everyone else.

I'd rather be around those that butcher language and grammar that those who butcher feelings and character. And there is nothing more arrogant than those who can't see that they've become worse than the monster they think they're fighting.

[Xenophobic Alien]

ROFLMAO

[GoleeMD]

No, a pork medallion.

Mail. You have mail.

[The_Victor]

Just in case you missed the thread for this yesterday...

Top 10 things likely to be overheard from a Klingon Programmer

10. Specifications are for the weak and timid!
9. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!
8. Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!
7. What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
6. Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments' - and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
5. Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
4. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment on his code!
3. Klingon software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and those features are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand.
2. You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon.
1. Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!

I'm still laughing at this. Number 7 just kills me.

God I'm a geek.

[najida]

Dan,
Thanks for the explanation.

Understand that some folks have been under attack by some rather vicious elitists. Rotten individuals who don't see anything wrong in being mean to people who've done nothing more than just exercise the rights that we celebrate here.

So some come out with fists flying :)

[SweetCaroline]

....You want to watch porn, go to a porn site.

[PaulaB]

Amen...

I have a hard time with people that

treat others badly (as you can tell)

especially if they are a friend of mine.

I can't sit back and let someone say something

that hurts that person. My fangs come out..I can't

help it. I have never understood someone that

can treat others or say something awful!!

[EX52D]

Can we start over? I'm getting depressed...LOL.

[laney]

Oh, but they'd have perfect spelling, grammar, sophisticated tastes, dress well, talk about how they carry on intelligent conversations and believe they are better than everyone else.


Naj,
NO they don't, they are Cowards Fakes, Phoney's insecure about who they are, they live to impress, yet impress no one. They have NO CLASS NO SOCIAL SKILLS, and NO FRIENDS. They can type and put others down on the Internet to make themselves feel big and puffy at their keyboards!

They would not no how to handle themselves at a Elegant 5 star restaruant nor a S**T kicking hard drinking country bar..

Losers that have no Clue...

Maybe one day they will know what a REAL person is, one who people like graviatate to and like to be around.

[Michael Goldsberry]

Politician!?

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence

You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well. An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly. You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view. A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary. You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.

What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

[Sax]

Sidecar:

2/3 Brandy

1/3 Cointreau

Dash of lime juice

Shake with very fine ice; strain into frosty cocktail glass

Or

What Brits like to add to their motorcross bikes:

[najida]

What kills me is the arrogant snobbery of it all. As if 'they' are superior so their behavior is acceptable.
Yet in the very next sentence they're damning others for the same behaviors. They can't see it, but it's beyond mockable.

Like I said, they've become worse than the monster they think they're 'fighting'. And I'll tell you a little secret that I've learned. The behaviors you exercise on the Internet become behaviors you exhibit towards others in RL.

So I pity those at their mercy when they walk away from the computer. God have mercy on their spouses, children, small animals and the kharma of the universe. ;)

[PaulaB]

Laney sister....
if I haven't told ya lately...
your a crack up and I love ya