**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

&^#$%%@# ^ | 12/09/2005 | theUsualSuspects

[BJClinton]

Note to self: use anti-freeze when temperatures drop.

Alrighty, sorry for the delay. Apparently it got kinda cold last night and my truck wasn't too cool with that.

[Peepster]

[Fierce Allegiance]

Nice!

[JimWforBush]

Hi day10,

I've been busy with my new job. Same company different position. But I am back to desk duty now.

I actually bought ND, it was pretty good.

[JimWforBush]

It's good to be seen.

[TheresaKett]

Football Business Opportunity

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..."

"Darn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?" " Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium.Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"

"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up"....

[scott7278]

I was at a Hyvee and a young girl about sixteen came rushing in from the snow with PJ's and slick houseshoes on. When she stepped off the floor mats onto the slippery tile, she went down like no comedic actor could do -- arms flailing and all.

I got red in the face trying to supress my laughter (she was alright), and I had to go down an unoccupied aisle to let it out. I spent my shortened time in the store making sure I didn't see her again.

I'll bet she thinks twice before wearing PJ's the next time.

[pookie18]

[martin_fierro]

The Dress Code in Kali is 'waaay relaxed, but even I won't go out in public in my jammies.

[Millee]

LOL - Thanks for the heads up! Peeps could just about run this thread, what a hoot!

[lilylangtree]

Mary had a little pig.
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up.
She shot the little bastard.

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

Simple Simon met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb #$%!"

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.

Hey Diddle, Diddle the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.

Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad...
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo,
and a sports car.

[xsmommy]

you are Peter Tork???

[GoleeMD]

OK, I just saw the penis/South Park pic and ROFL! I'm in med school and my friends and I busted up in the middle of class when we were talking about penis anatomy and I drew Kenny's hood around the drawing. Everyone thought we were so immature for laughing during the penis talk, but they had no idea!

[Fierce Allegiance]

LOL. I don't gripe too much when it's a 12 year old, but Seinfeld covered my feeling on going out in public in sweats fairly well.

[EX52D]

LOL...don't know if I should laugh or cry...

[COUNTrecount]

Excellent

[Peepster]

Gifts Your Husband Doesn't Want For Christmas


10. Anne of Avonlea/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with 74 minutes of extra footage

9. Any knick-knack

8. Tickets to the ballet

7. "Another" new tie

6. A Bath and Body Works Soap Basket

5. New teddy bear pajamas

4. Vacuum cleaner

3. A weekend seminar on "Getting in Touch With Your Feelings"

2. Pair of fuzzy bunny slippers

1. A nose and ear hair trimmer (OK, well... maybe.)

[day10]

And he a Daydream Believer as well..........

[Peepster]

[BJClinton]

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it and onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her .... "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

"Damn!" says the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingy through the bushes, I say: $20 now, or off it comes!"

"Hey, not a bad idea," laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well," says the little old lady, "Not all of them pay up."

[EX52D]