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Max's Weekend Movie Review - Jurassic Park
Max's Movie Review | 12/5/05 | Max

Posted on 12/05/2005 10:08:46 AM PST by Maximus of Texas

It’s been almost 13 years since its release but this is one of those movies that no matter how often it is on, I still will stop and watch it. AMC has been showing it a lot the past few weeks and it was on again last night so, as is the usual practice, stopped and watched a good portion of it. As with all my lame reviews, here is a chance for Freepers to make comments, share memories, etc. of the movie.

My comments:

1. Why Laura Dern to play the female lead? If Denise Richards can play a scientist in a Bond movie, why couldn’t they pick a real babe to play the role of a paleobotanist?
2. Jeff Goldblum’s character is perfect for him. My wife loves it when he plays the brainy, somewhat edgy character. His “must go faster, must go faster” in Jurassic Park is repeated by his character in Independence Day.
3. In that same scene, where the T-Rex is seen in the side mirror of the jeep and the “Objects are closer than they appear” is seen in the mirror, that same scene is duplicated in Toy Story.
4. Dinosaurs are reptiles and reptiles are the only creatures that continue to grow its entire life, which, during the time of the dinosaurs, would explain their huge size (early biblical records show people living 800 years, etc. Let an alligator grow for 800 years and think of what you might get). With that said, they don’t explain the quick growth of the dinosaurs. Also, wouldn’t have someone discovered this place early? Hard to hide huge herds of dinosaurs to planes flying overhead.
5. Seinfield’s “Newman” creeps me out in this movie. Pudgy little fingers all over the keyboard and then the thought of that raptor having a huge meal at the expense of Newman’s gut….
6. Why didn’t Richard Attenborough use some of his tunnel digging experience he picked up on The Great Escape to get away from the dinosaurs?


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To: najida
Goran Visnjic

Gesundheit.

81 posted on 12/05/2005 7:02:26 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (This is my tagline. There are many like it but this one is mine.)
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To: Phsstpok
You're dangerous.


I dunno. You should be careful with this one, Phsstpok.

You're exposing yourself to 'merciless and well-deserved ridicule'.
Think you can handle it?

And, by the by...I've always wondered something. Was the omission of the second "h" in your Freeper name intentional or a typing error on 3-23-2003?

82 posted on 12/05/2005 7:24:46 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (This is my tagline. There are many like it but this one is mine.)
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To: Phsstpok; tuffydoodle

I step away for five minutes and look what happens!


83 posted on 12/05/2005 7:44:37 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: Maximus of Texas

They have been very, very bad. But someone had to provide our entertainment.


84 posted on 12/05/2005 9:29:25 PM PST by Pelham
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To: day10

I agree with this. I actually walked out of the movie theatre after about 20 - 30 minutes. For the life of me I could not imagine what everyone saw in this movie. I almost fell asleep and never had any desire to rent it or see it again.


85 posted on 12/05/2005 10:28:57 PM PST by TheresaKett
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To: Phsstpok

87 posted on 12/06/2005 5:45:38 AM PST by tuffydoodle (Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
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To: TheresaKett
Hey, who invited you here?!! Oh wait a minute. I did. Never mind.

I've only walked out of one movie, some horror flick back in '79 or '80. I wouldn't consider JP a walk-out flick. Good make-out flick? Maybe, but not a walk-out.
88 posted on 12/06/2005 6:40:43 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: tuffydoodle; Phsstpok

So help me if you two don't stop it I'll turn this car around and we'll head straight home!


89 posted on 12/06/2005 6:41:34 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: Phsstpok

I was flipping through the channels and caught the last hour of Jurassic Park last night. Well, the last 20 minutes that took an hour to show. What is it with Sci-Fi and their 4-minute commercial breaks every 10 minutes?

They did pique my interest with their Triangle mini-series though promos. Catherine Bell. Rawr!


90 posted on 12/06/2005 6:48:10 AM PST by RabidBartender
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To: PaulaB

I don't think you have to worry about it much. My boys really had little to do with girls until they arrived at college. I, on the other hand, was crazy about them from about the sixth grade.

Like much of life these issues are kinda background noise for kids and the things which would have had my generation in an uproar just go right by them.


91 posted on 12/06/2005 6:51:19 AM PST by justshutupandtakeit (Public Enemy #1, the RATmedia.)
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To: justshutupandtakeit
Thats true...


I want them to be successful and see the world

before they have responsibility set in on them

with bills /jobs/a wife and children.
92 posted on 12/06/2005 7:26:48 AM PST by PaulaB (For unto you is born this day a Saviour..That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown- Linus)
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To: PaulaB

Fortunately mine are 26 and 21 with no wife in sight yet. I didn't find mime until I was thirty and the wait was worth it. She passed away 8 yrs ago so could not see how well her boys have done.

Most important to relations are the example of a loving mom and pop and I am sure you have shown them that and have nothing to fear. I know I know moms just HAVE to worry though.


93 posted on 12/06/2005 9:05:07 AM PST by justshutupandtakeit (Public Enemy #1, the RATmedia.)
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To: justshutupandtakeit
Your boys were raised right!!!

I see young people getting married these

days because they believe "LOVE" is all they need.

Love IS a gift from God that we want but

don't let it give you tunnel vision is what I tell

my kids. I think these young kids struggle financially and emotionally

because they just weren't ready for the heavy load that it can

put on them.
94 posted on 12/06/2005 9:29:38 AM PST by PaulaB (For unto you is born this day a Saviour..That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown- Linus)
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To: justshutupandtakeit
BTW what part of Arkansas were you born in?

Hot Springs-Lake Hamilton alumni

here and breathing ;)
95 posted on 12/06/2005 9:37:30 AM PST by PaulaB (For unto you is born this day a Saviour..That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown- Linus)
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To: PaulaB

SE Arkansas. Little town called Crossett. Eight miles from Louisiana and forty from Mississippi.


96 posted on 12/06/2005 9:50:34 AM PST by justshutupandtakeit (Public Enemy #1, the RATmedia.)
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