[meandog]

What..no gerbils? At least horse had a good tight time.

[brownsfan]

ibz

[Canard]

Entering the barn doesn't seem to have been the main problem...

[Horatio Gates]

Link source?

[meandog]

...Neigh-h-h-h, Willbur...I have a headache!"

[InsureAmerica]

""Tait pleaded guilty Tuesday and was given a one-year suspended sentence, a $300 fine, and ordered to perform eight hours of community service and have no contact with the HUMAN RACE.""

[pikachu]

Gene Autry and John Wyane must be spinning in their graves! Yippie-yi-o-ky-ee and the horse you er, rode, in on!

[buckeyeblogger]

TMI for the front page of FR...

[lilylangtree]

The horse was thinking "What a pencil d**k!"

[Brilliant]

"ordered to perform eight hours of community service and have no contact with the neighbors."

[exile]

The horse was probably wearing a sheer blanket, and asking for it.

(snicker).

[jdm]

" and ordered to perform eight hours of community service and have no contact with the neighbors. "

What about contact with horses?

[Casloy]

The prosecutor's office said no animal cruelty charges were filed because there was no evidence of injury to the horses.

What about that cigarette the horse was smoking afterwards?

[NeoCaveman]

IBTTP

(in before the thread pull)

[labette]

Mr Ed is heartbroken, sob.

[Hildy]

A depressed man walked into a bar and ordered a triple Scotch whiskey. As the bartender poured him the drink he remarked,
"That's quite a heavy drink. Is something wrong?"
After downing his drink, the man replied, "I got home and found my wife in bed with my best friend."
"Wow," exclaimed the bartender, as he poured the man a second drink. "No wonder you needed such a stiff drink. This one's on
the house."
As the man finished the second Scotch, the bartender asked, "So, what did you do?"
"Well, I walked over to my wife, looked her straight in the eye and told her we were through." The man continued, "Then, I told her to
pack her stuff and to get the hell out."
"Good for you," said the bartender, "but what about your best friend?"
"I walked over to him, looked him right in the eye, and said, 'Bad dog!'"

[al baby]

Maybe he thought it was Kerry's daughter alaxndra

[mother22wife21]

no contact with the neighbors???? What about the danged horse??? I bet he's a repeat offender.

[jw777]

Reminds me of an old Robert Schimmel joke.

How do you plead not guilty to animal necrophilia?

I'm sorry your honor, I thought the cat was ALIVE when I was F*&king it!

[Safetgiver]

I thought the guy was bragging from the title.

[RichInOC]

I'm not sure what's more disturbing: That the guy who died voluntarily offered himself to the horse, or that he brought along a buddy to videotape the proceedings.