Reminds me of an old Robert Schimmel joke.
How do you plead not guilty to animal necrophilia?
I'm sorry your honor, I thought the cat was ALIVE when I was F*&king it!
Schimmel is a sick twisted genius.
I love his bit about the brochure from the American Heart Association about "Sex for Heart Patients."
Can't repeat it here, though. Still, LOLOL