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Gallo's Sperm for Sale Over Internet: Offers 50k Discount To Women With Natural Blonde Hair
Spotlighting News ^ | 11/7/05

Posted on 11/07/2005 10:51:47 AM PST by gopwinsin04

A website which claims to be the official site of director Vincent Gallo is selling the actors sperm for $1 million dollars, along with an additional offer of natural conception for $500,000 extra. (with the fee being waved if the woman is attractive)

Gallo said he is retaining the right to refuse to sell to women with extremely dark complexions and offered a $50,000 discount to women with natural blonde hair and blue eyes.

The site describes the actor: Mr. Gallo is 5 feet 11 inches tall and has blue eyes. There are no known history of congenital diseases.

(The website) VGMmerchandise.com offers a variety of Gallo themed items including autographed magazine covers, albums, film equipment and the controversial Brown Bunny poster.

(Excerpt) Read more at spotlightingnews.com ...


TOPICS: Gardening
KEYWORDS: panspermia; ubersperm
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To: gopwinsin04

who?


21 posted on 11/07/2005 11:01:08 AM PST by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: gopwinsin04

B-B-But Liberals AREN'T RACSISTS!!!!......


22 posted on 11/07/2005 11:02:02 AM PST by Red Badger (Whatever happened to formulas 1 through 408?.........)
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To: gopwinsin04

I always knew I was easy.


Now I find out I'm cheap too.


23 posted on 11/07/2005 11:02:02 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: elmer fudd

LOL!

BTW. Your screen name "elmer fudd" is really interesting since the last owner of my house was named "Elmer Flood".

Just sort of made me chuckle.


24 posted on 11/07/2005 11:02:05 AM PST by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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To: scott7278; Dashing Dasher; Clemenza; gopwinsin04

You all need to ping Mr. Gallo to your next Friday Singles Thread. And he has just readjusted the market value for dating requirements.


25 posted on 11/07/2005 11:02:27 AM PST by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: gopwinsin04
I'm imagining Monica Lewinsky's comment on this...

"I've never paid that much for a drink ever."

26 posted on 11/07/2005 11:02:45 AM PST by RichInOC (...oops, did I say that out loud?)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Why aren't you here yet?


27 posted on 11/07/2005 11:03:18 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: Junior

Ridiculous whack job ping


28 posted on 11/07/2005 11:03:34 AM PST by cjshapi
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To: cjshapi
Ridiculous whack job ping

Wonder how much he wants for one of those?

29 posted on 11/07/2005 11:04:39 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: gopwinsin04
A quick glance at his website suggests to me that there are about a dozen different ways that he could be sued here in the US....including for child support.
30 posted on 11/07/2005 11:05:07 AM PST by Gay State Conservative
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To: cjshapi

Whack job, indeed. And overpriced at any price.


31 posted on 11/07/2005 11:05:42 AM PST by WestTexasWend
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To: EX52D; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; Dashing Dasher; najida; ...
Thanks for the ping.

I have blonde hair and blue eyes. But I would have to refer Gallo to my helmet sticker that says, "I Wouldn't F*ck You For Practice". (* added for posting)

Pervert PING!!

32 posted on 11/07/2005 11:06:20 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: gopwinsin04

Ahhh -- Capitalism at its BEST!


33 posted on 11/07/2005 11:06:20 AM PST by soltice
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To: EX52D

Do we still get any discount if

we have green eyes instead of blue?


34 posted on 11/07/2005 11:06:43 AM PST by PaulaB (I see no problems between us that could not be solved by your departure.)
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To: Always Right
I think he may have violated several laws with that statement.

Right out of Hitler's mold?!

35 posted on 11/07/2005 11:07:05 AM PST by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: gopwinsin04
Does he need the money to finance his latest low budget art film that no one watns to see?

No, he needs the tons of free publicity this will generate.

36 posted on 11/07/2005 11:08:12 AM PST by LexBaird (tyrannosaurus Lex, unapologetic carnivore)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

You're not cheap, but you can be had, right?


37 posted on 11/07/2005 11:08:19 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: nuconvert
Looks like the boy or girl will like bowling...


38 posted on 11/07/2005 11:08:54 AM PST by gopwinsin04
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To: gopwinsin04

For a second I thought that was the name of the lawyer that Joe Pesci in "My Cousin Vinny" pretended to be, but remembered that was Jerry Gallo (or "Callo").

Otherwise, I have no idea who this idiot is.


39 posted on 11/07/2005 11:09:25 AM PST by antiRepublicrat
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To: Tijeras_Slim
"Why aren't you here yet?"

I was typing out the ping list again.

40 posted on 11/07/2005 11:09:31 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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