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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: King Prout
Did you just say that some of our Honorable Congress Persons have diarrhea of the mouth?

(I would also add that they they have constipation of the brain but that might be a bit to scatological.)

9,621 posted on 12/22/2005 4:26:54 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Don't even THINK "GHWB in Japan!"

Think instead of elephants in the fridge...


9,622 posted on 12/22/2005 4:27:26 PM PST by Monkey Face
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To: King Prout

LOL! You must be feeling much better, KP! Your brain is in overdrive tonight!

WOO-HOO!


9,623 posted on 12/22/2005 4:29:16 PM PST by Monkey Face
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To: Monkey Face
Elephants huh?

You know why the elephant painted his toenails different colors don't you?

9,624 posted on 12/22/2005 4:30:57 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

something like that, ayyuh.


9,625 posted on 12/22/2005 4:33:00 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

I think this is the only way I can make it fit into the tagline space.

"Donks do better to squirt feculence from their caudal orifices instead of from their cephalic ones."


9,626 posted on 12/22/2005 4:34:23 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

(OK...I'll play straight man:)
Why did the elephant paint his toenails different colors?


9,627 posted on 12/22/2005 4:35:21 PM PST by Monkey Face
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To: King Prout

YAY.
the McAffee firewall crap has finished updating.
or so it says.
I do hope the virusdefs are now updated as well.
*sigh*
I hate setting up new computers.


9,628 posted on 12/22/2005 4:36:22 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: NicknamedBob

"Donks'd..."?


9,629 posted on 12/22/2005 4:37:38 PM PST by King Prout (Donks'd do better to squirt feculence from their caudal orifices instead of from their cephalic ones)
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To: NicknamedBob

oh GOD that's VILE!


9,630 posted on 12/22/2005 4:38:03 PM PST by King Prout (Donks'd do better to squirt feculence from their caudal orifices instead of from their cephalic ones)
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To: Monkey Face
So he could hide in the M&M's!

I know, worse joke ever but it made the kiddies (who undoubtedly gave me this crud) giggle.

9,631 posted on 12/22/2005 4:39:01 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: King Prout

At least you are well enough to know what you are doing. That, in itself, is an improvement over the early part of the week.

I'm glad you're feeling better!
XO


9,632 posted on 12/22/2005 4:39:41 PM PST by Monkey Face
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To: King Prout

I dare you to go outside wearing that...


9,633 posted on 12/22/2005 4:40:02 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Yah. Of course. How could I forget the M&M's punchline?

*slapping forehead* Sheesh!


9,634 posted on 12/22/2005 4:40:59 PM PST by Monkey Face
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To: Monkey Face

I *was* completely retarded early this week. but how didja know? did Doc tell you?


9,635 posted on 12/22/2005 4:41:46 PM PST by King Prout (Donks'd do better to squirt feculence from their caudal orifices instead of from their cephalic ones)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I don't think I have the stones to do so.

it is so VILE.

it leaves a nasty film of evil on the forebrain...


9,636 posted on 12/22/2005 4:42:42 PM PST by King Prout (Donks'd do better to squirt feculence from their caudal orifices instead of from their cephalic ones)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

why did the elephant paint his toenails green?
so he could hide on the pool table.

ancient joke


9,637 posted on 12/22/2005 4:43:39 PM PST by King Prout (Donks'd do better to squirt feculence from their caudal orifices instead of from their cephalic ones)
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To: King Prout; Kindly Old Doc Tsu

Er...no...you weren't feeling well, and when I didn't see you I "felt" that you were sicker than you thought you were. (I don't think Doc would say something like that unless she were asked directly...and even then...well...)


9,638 posted on 12/22/2005 4:44:22 PM PST by Monkey Face
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To: King Prout

"it leaves a nasty film of evil on the forebrain..."

And other places, as well...


9,639 posted on 12/22/2005 4:45:16 PM PST by Monkey Face
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To: King Prout
It brings this thread to mind.

Two more rings discovered around Uranus

9,640 posted on 12/22/2005 4:51:34 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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