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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: King Prout
Did you just say that some of our Honorable Congress Persons have diarrhea of the mouth?
(I would also add that they they have constipation of the brain but that might be a bit to scatological.)
9,621
posted on
12/22/2005 4:26:54 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Don't even THINK "GHWB in Japan!"
Think instead of elephants in the fridge...
To: King Prout
LOL! You must be feeling much better, KP! Your brain is in overdrive tonight!
WOO-HOO!
To: Monkey Face
Elephants huh?
You know why the elephant painted his toenails different colors don't you?
9,624
posted on
12/22/2005 4:30:57 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
something like that, ayyuh.
9,625
posted on
12/22/2005 4:33:00 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
I think this is the only way I can make it fit into the tagline space.
"Donks do better to squirt feculence from their caudal orifices instead of from their cephalic ones."
9,626
posted on
12/22/2005 4:34:23 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
(OK...I'll play straight man:)
Why did the elephant paint his toenails different colors?
To: King Prout
YAY.
the McAffee firewall crap has finished updating.
or so it says.
I do hope the virusdefs are now updated as well.
*sigh*
I hate setting up new computers.
9,628
posted on
12/22/2005 4:36:22 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: NicknamedBob
9,629
posted on
12/22/2005 4:37:38 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Donks'd do better to squirt feculence from their caudal orifices instead of from their cephalic ones)
To: NicknamedBob
9,630
posted on
12/22/2005 4:38:03 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Donks'd do better to squirt feculence from their caudal orifices instead of from their cephalic ones)
To: Monkey Face
So he could hide in the M&M's!
I know, worse joke ever but it made the kiddies (who undoubtedly gave me this crud) giggle.
9,631
posted on
12/22/2005 4:39:01 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: King Prout
At least you are well enough to know what you are doing. That, in itself, is an improvement over the early part of the week.
I'm glad you're feeling better!
XO
To: King Prout
I dare you to go outside wearing that...
9,633
posted on
12/22/2005 4:40:02 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Yah. Of course. How could I forget the M&M's punchline?
*slapping forehead* Sheesh!
To: Monkey Face
I *was* completely retarded early this week. but how didja know? did Doc tell you?
9,635
posted on
12/22/2005 4:41:46 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Donks'd do better to squirt feculence from their caudal orifices instead of from their cephalic ones)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I don't think I have the stones to do so.
it is so VILE.
it leaves a nasty film of evil on the forebrain...
9,636
posted on
12/22/2005 4:42:42 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Donks'd do better to squirt feculence from their caudal orifices instead of from their cephalic ones)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
why did the elephant paint his toenails green?
so he could hide on the pool table.
ancient joke
9,637
posted on
12/22/2005 4:43:39 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Donks'd do better to squirt feculence from their caudal orifices instead of from their cephalic ones)
To: King Prout; Kindly Old Doc Tsu
Er...no...you weren't feeling well, and when I didn't see you I "felt" that you were sicker than you thought you were. (I don't think Doc would say something like that unless she were asked directly...and even then...well...)
To: King Prout
"it leaves a nasty film of evil on the forebrain..."
And other places, as well...
To: King Prout
9,640
posted on
12/22/2005 4:51:34 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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