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Parody ZOT of Free Republic
Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Monkey Face
i wouldn't wish this stuff on anyone.
not even on Saddam.
well... maybe on some Donks... it'd do them a passel of good to squirt feculence from their caudal orifices instead of their cephalic ones for a change.
9,601
posted on
12/22/2005 4:13:09 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: NicknamedBob
*kiss* You can always make me laugh.
9,602
posted on
12/22/2005 4:13:15 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: Monkey Face
9,603
posted on
12/22/2005 4:13:26 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I'm hanging in there...I have days when I wish what I had was "just a bad case of the flu," but most days, I'm good. I think.
At least I can post for the most part! (Whether the posts make sense or not is a whole 'nuther thing!)
To: King Prout
wow... that gets nastier the more it sinks in
9,605
posted on
12/22/2005 4:16:13 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
LOL!
I have to agree with that!
To: NicknamedBob
getting a little sick now and then is healthy.
getting laid low over and over again sure ain't.
9,607
posted on
12/22/2005 4:17:21 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Monkey Face
it just... keeps... getting nastier... with each... re-read...
what HAVE I done?
9,608
posted on
12/22/2005 4:18:10 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
ROTHFL!
I was wondering when you would realize that statement was a little er...full...
To: King Prout
It's all there in print, KP!
For all the world to read!
LOL!
To: Monkey Face; tuliptree76
"tuliptree76 - K'nigget. Doctor Prof-ette of the Great Tax Table "
it's in there
9,611
posted on
12/22/2005 4:21:26 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
"... what HAVE I done?" Created an invasive meme?
9,612
posted on
12/22/2005 4:22:08 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: Monkey Face
it has permaQuote/tagline potential
but...
it is SO nasty
9,613
posted on
12/22/2005 4:22:32 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: NicknamedBob
it is just really, REALLY nasty.
it sticks to the mind.
9,614
posted on
12/22/2005 4:23:03 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
To: Monkey Face
It will have to be. The only excuse allowed for not showing up tomorrow would be death and even then I would have to teleconference the meeting.
Major Honchos showing up tomorrow. They are Pleased with us. We hit our profit goal on November 18. Everything that has sold since then has been gravy.
And with our wisdom and foresight in stockpiling, (Ok it was major paranoia about running out of raw material.) we were able to help keep two other plants functional during times of crisis.
I just hope I don't pull a GHWB in Japan and barf on them. That would not be a good thing.
9,616
posted on
12/22/2005 4:23:44 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: King Prout
9,617
posted on
12/22/2005 4:24:53 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(Doctor Prof-ette of the Great Tax Table)
To: King Prout
*ahem*
You might get away with a tagline like that, but I don't think I could...*snort*
(LOL!)
To: NicknamedBob
recraft for general use:
it'd do some Donks a passel of good to squirt feculence from their caudal orifices instead of from their cephalic ones for a change.
the last two subordinate clauses are a trifle clumsy - can you tweak it into a more fluid whole (sorry for the pun)
9,619
posted on
12/22/2005 4:25:18 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Monkey Face
I dunno - JR and the ModSquad might dig it, and it isn't technically vulgar or obscene, but oh my! is it nasty.
9,620
posted on
12/22/2005 4:26:12 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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