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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: NicknamedBob

You got it.

Did I ever tell you I started reading SF novels by the bunches staring in '63 when I was the ripe old age of 8...thanks to my dad who was also a big SF fan.

Grew up on a steady died of Blish, Niven, Pournelle, Harrison, Anderson and Asimov...and Clifford Simak and James Schmitz, too.

Now you know why I have such a crazed outlook on the world. Thanks to John W. Campbell and the crew at Analog SF....


9,301 posted on 12/20/2005 1:54:22 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

Crazed? You're the only one here who makes sense to me!


9,302 posted on 12/20/2005 2:00:53 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: NicknamedBob

Thanks, Bob.


9,303 posted on 12/20/2005 2:05:04 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Knitting A Conundrum
By the way, a sample of my writing is available on my home page. Just click on my name.

It's a special chapter (17), of a book in progress, which features a visit to this flying castle!

There are also links to short stories I've written and posted.

9,304 posted on 12/20/2005 2:05:06 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum; NicknamedBob

Hey! I used to read Analog! What a deal! We had a "neighnbor" (two blocks down) who was a real sci-fi nut. We called him "Tricky" because his mind was always somewhere beyond earth...magic tricks held him until he was about 8...from then on...well, in his early 20's he would program computers to pray...


9,305 posted on 12/20/2005 2:12:45 PM PST by Monkey Face
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To: Monkey Face

"neighnbor" = "NEIGHBOR"


9,306 posted on 12/20/2005 2:13:24 PM PST by Monkey Face
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To: Monkey Face
Gads! I'm never dining at YOUR house!

It's like that joke about the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain.
9,307 posted on 12/20/2005 2:16:50 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Das Outsider

Don't tell me...must be the same one as the elephant and the loaf of bread...;o]


9,308 posted on 12/20/2005 2:18:49 PM PST by Monkey Face
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To: tuliptree76
That was was very... confusing.

Did it have have the effect of doubling doubling verbs? Dang it--I hate when that happens!

It was just a nonsensical nonsequitur, like a repetitive redundancy. I've been going through the nonsense-and-ought-to-be-deleted files lately.
9,309 posted on 12/20/2005 2:19:48 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Monkey Face
Don't tell me...must be the same one as the elephant and the loaf of bread...;o]

Huh, maybe. I'm not familiar with that one. I do know how to get an elephant into a refrigerator, though.
9,310 posted on 12/20/2005 2:21:28 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Das Outsider

Do you know the difference between an elephant and a loaf of bread?


9,311 posted on 12/20/2005 2:22:36 PM PST by Monkey Face
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To: Das Outsider

"...I do know how to get an elephant into a refrigerator, though."
And I know how to tell if one has been in the fridge...


9,312 posted on 12/20/2005 2:23:47 PM PST by Monkey Face
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To: Monkey Face
Do you know the difference between an elephant and a loaf of bread?

Ok, I'm game: No, what's the difference between an elephant and a loaf of bread?
9,313 posted on 12/20/2005 2:24:22 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Monkey Face
And I know how to tell if one has been in the fridge...

Getting it in there is the easiest part.
9,314 posted on 12/20/2005 2:25:06 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Das Outsider

If you don't know, I'm not about to send you to the store for a loaf of bread...


9,315 posted on 12/20/2005 2:27:30 PM PST by Monkey Face
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To: Das Outsider
Getting it in there is the easiest part.

And the footprints in the butter are a dead giveaway...

9,316 posted on 12/20/2005 2:29:06 PM PST by Monkey Face
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To: Monkey Face
If you don't know, I'm not about to send you to the store for a loaf of bread...

Yeah, it's the same form. But answer me this:

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator?

(There is a point to this.)
9,317 posted on 12/20/2005 2:29:25 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Das Outsider
How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator?

Lure him with peanuts?

9,318 posted on 12/20/2005 2:30:33 PM PST by Monkey Face
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To: Das Outsider; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob

It's only 4:30. Why am I so tired???


9,319 posted on 12/20/2005 2:31:48 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Why do you always ask ME the hard questions?...;o]


9,320 posted on 12/20/2005 2:33:43 PM PST by Monkey Face
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