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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: NicknamedBob
You got it.
Did I ever tell you I started reading SF novels by the bunches staring in '63 when I was the ripe old age of 8...thanks to my dad who was also a big SF fan.
Grew up on a steady died of Blish, Niven, Pournelle, Harrison, Anderson and Asimov...and Clifford Simak and James Schmitz, too.
Now you know why I have such a crazed outlook on the world. Thanks to John W. Campbell and the crew at Analog SF....
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12/20/2005 1:54:22 PM PST
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Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: Knitting A Conundrum
Crazed? You're the only one here who makes sense to me!
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posted on
12/20/2005 2:00:53 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: NicknamedBob
To: Knitting A Conundrum
By the way, a sample of my writing is available on my home page. Just click on my name.
It's a special chapter (17), of a book in progress, which features a visit to this flying castle!
There are also links to short stories I've written and posted.
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posted on
12/20/2005 2:05:06 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: Knitting A Conundrum; NicknamedBob
Hey! I used to read Analog! What a deal! We had a "neighnbor" (two blocks down) who was a real sci-fi nut. We called him "Tricky" because his mind was always somewhere beyond earth...magic tricks held him until he was about 8...from then on...well, in his early 20's he would program computers to pray...
To: Monkey Face
To: Monkey Face
Gads! I'm never dining at YOUR house!
It's like that joke about the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain.
To: Das Outsider
Don't tell me...must be the same one as the elephant and the loaf of bread...;o]
To: tuliptree76
That was was very... confusing.
Did it have have the effect of doubling doubling verbs? Dang it--I hate when that happens!
It was just a nonsensical nonsequitur, like a repetitive redundancy. I've been going through the nonsense-and-ought-to-be-deleted files lately.
To: Monkey Face
Don't tell me...must be the same one as the elephant and the loaf of bread...;o]
Huh, maybe. I'm not familiar with that one. I do know how to get an elephant into a refrigerator, though.
To: Das Outsider
Do you know the difference between an elephant and a loaf of bread?
To: Das Outsider
"...I do know how to get an elephant into a refrigerator, though."
And I know how to tell if one has been in the fridge...
To: Monkey Face
Do you know the difference between an elephant and a loaf of bread?
Ok, I'm game: No, what's the difference between an elephant and a loaf of bread?
To: Monkey Face
And I know how to tell if one has been in the fridge...
Getting it in there is the easiest part.
To: Das Outsider
If you don't know, I'm not about to send you to the store for a loaf of bread...
To: Das Outsider
Getting it in there is the easiest part.And the footprints in the butter are a dead giveaway...
To: Monkey Face
If you don't know, I'm not about to send you to the store for a loaf of bread...
Yeah, it's the same form. But answer me this:
How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator?
(There is a point to this.)
To: Das Outsider
How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator?Lure him with peanuts?
To: Das Outsider; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob
It's only 4:30. Why am I so tired???
To: tuliptree76
Why do you always ask ME the hard questions?...;o]
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