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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Dead Corpse
I'm going back and forth between here and work, too. Although my deadline is whenever I get it finished.
To: tuliptree76
9,102
posted on
12/19/2005 1:58:13 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: Baraonda
LOL! There's no crying in tax research. ;-)
To: tuliptree76
9,104
posted on
12/19/2005 1:59:27 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: tuliptree76
I'm here, actually. I took a break to make sure Hobbes didn't kill her new brother. Hobbes the snob...maybe by the end of the week they'll be on speaking terms. Maybe.
9,105
posted on
12/19/2005 2:00:38 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: tuliptree76
No, I meant when the tulip tre was taken down.
9,106
posted on
12/19/2005 2:00:46 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: tuliptree76
I'm checking here on FR myself, but just got my first germ of the year.
I think I may have to isolate myself from others this Christmas the way this is going.
9,107
posted on
12/19/2005 2:01:00 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Baraonda
tre = tree
although phonetically don't make no difference.
9,108
posted on
12/19/2005 2:01:47 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: Monkey Face
9,109
posted on
12/19/2005 2:02:29 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: Baraonda
9,110
posted on
12/19/2005 2:04:33 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Baraonda
Ooooh... I didn't cry. I knew it was going to go at any time. It was hit by lightning a while back, and we were hoping it would recover, but it didn't. The lightning did a lot of damage. It went in near the top of the tree and traveled down the trunk, exiting at a hole it created in the base of the trunk right next to the ground. It also burned a lot of the inside of the trunk.
If I think of it, next time I'm outside, I should measure the width of the bit of trunk that's remaining.
To: A CA Guy
Oh no! If it gets bad, make sure you visit a doctor.
To: tuliptree76
That's sad...how old was the tree?
9,113
posted on
12/19/2005 2:09:53 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: A CA Guy
I will seek and find you . . .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm
finished with you
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
9,114
posted on
12/19/2005 2:10:32 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: Monkey Face
Couldn't be better, Lady.
How are you and feline friends? I hear you have an addition to the family.
9,115
posted on
12/19/2005 2:12:01 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: Monkey Face
twenty-some years. I can't remember exactly.
To: tuliptree76; Baraonda
I came back from eating out lunch and DID not feel that great. Started to shiver even when it was warm.
Weird bug, last night, came off like a sinus infection and today there are no clogged sinuses but are some congestive things.
I was able to get home today already and turned the heat on.
I can tell I'm not myself. I thought the heat was only 67 and it was 74 and I was still shivering and cold.
BUSH'S FAULT?
9,117
posted on
12/19/2005 2:14:37 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: tuliptree76
Wow! Truly amazing.
Thank God no one was near it.
9,118
posted on
12/19/2005 2:14:47 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: A CA Guy
"BUSH'S FAULT?"
Hey why not? He's been blamed for lesser things. He's the root of all evil in the world. < /sarc >
My advise: as soon as you feel the first hints of a cold or flu, hit the sack...and stay there! It ought to kill it in a jiffy.
9,119
posted on
12/19/2005 2:19:56 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: A CA Guy
It could be the infection that's going around.
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