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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

She is a disgrace to Ballina, Co. Mayo!!


8,941 posted on 12/18/2005 9:50:40 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: NicknamedBob

It's quiet today...


8,942 posted on 12/18/2005 10:32:19 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

At least I got my coffee.


8,943 posted on 12/18/2005 10:56:15 AM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: NicknamedBob

Having a mug of tae...


8,944 posted on 12/18/2005 11:01:36 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I think I'll take a ride in one of those spherical elevator cars to one of the other habitats to see if anything is happening there.


8,945 posted on 12/18/2005 11:09:00 AM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: NicknamedBob

Thumbing a spherical lift?


8,946 posted on 12/18/2005 11:13:18 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I'd like to make the control panel into a voice-response unit, but right now, there's a graphic pad showing the habitat configuration, and also a keypad if you already know your destination.

It's like a transit system, only less waiting. Picture the ball-return mechanism at a bowling alley, or on a billiard table.

You never know what you're going to see when the door opens. Workmen with tools, folks going shopping, even some people transporting animals!


8,947 posted on 12/18/2005 11:25:01 AM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
"Thumbing a spherical lift?"

This being Sunday, it's a very Spherictual thing to do.

8,948 posted on 12/18/2005 11:36:36 AM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: NicknamedBob
The halls echo with the quiet.

We'll soon put a stop to that!!!!     

8,949 posted on 12/18/2005 1:51:59 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: sionnsar

I turned up the volume, but all I heard was the television in the other room.

Man! This computer protection program is pretty good!


8,950 posted on 12/18/2005 3:34:26 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob

UNNNGH.....................................


8,951 posted on 12/18/2005 3:44:28 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker
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To: stephenjohnbanker; sionnsar

Oh, come now!

I know you're not trying to sleep!

By the way, where not to shop while you're over there...


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1542929/posts


8,952 posted on 12/18/2005 3:51:09 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: NicknamedBob

My partners new house is 2-3 blocks from Harrods. Rest assured, they will get NONE of our currency.


8,953 posted on 12/18/2005 3:55:10 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker
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To: stephenjohnbanker

If you have a chance, just stop by to explain that you feel it is your patriotic duty to only support those who are visibly and demonstrably supporting democracy.

Ask to speak to the manager, and tell him how sincerely regretful you are that your entire party will not be able to shop at his store because of a lack of such displays, especially after having traveled so far.

Then that'll be another beer that I owe you.


8,954 posted on 12/18/2005 4:13:31 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: NicknamedBob

You have my word on it! I am not leaving until January 2, 06, as certain business has to conclude here before I leave.


8,955 posted on 12/18/2005 4:23:34 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Oh, yeah. Darn, I forgot.

That's when the welfare checks come in, isn't it? You can't evacuate without money, can you?


Does FEMA have any more of those credit cards?


8,956 posted on 12/18/2005 4:35:23 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: NicknamedBob
I turned up the volume, but all I heard was the television in the other room.

They're playing "Silent Night."

8,957 posted on 12/18/2005 4:42:04 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: sionnsar

Do they know "Brian Boru's March?"


8,958 posted on 12/18/2005 5:03:40 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: NicknamedBob

Known to his friends as; Brian 'Clontarf Blood and Guts' Boru.


8,959 posted on 12/18/2005 5:08:51 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

It beats having the nickname, "Curt-hose."


8,960 posted on 12/18/2005 5:12:14 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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