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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: timpad

Someone once told me that "presentation is more than half the battle". There's something about dressing demurely and licking sauce off of balls that is very appealing.

*fingering another asparagus stalk*

Are you ready for your grinder?


8,481 posted on 12/16/2005 9:55:31 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I sure hope so...


8,482 posted on 12/16/2005 9:56:41 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad

*gazing steadily at Timpad*

I love asparagus. Firm stalks, tender tips. Prepared properly, they're delicious. What's not to like?

*licking lips*


8,483 posted on 12/16/2005 9:58:16 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; timpad
Not when you are tring to shoot with a bunch of guys though.

As for how much rain... It is supposed to be snowing in Dallas and rain moving up from Austin. Both "may" stop short of either side of Waco leaving that area dry, but cold.

That I can handle with no problem. It'd be shooting in sleet the whole day plus a total of 400 miles on Texas roads with Texas non-slippery road skills drivers that would knock the "This-Sucks-O-Meter" off its scales.

8,484 posted on 12/16/2005 9:59:57 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: timpad

Why don't you sit over there on that bar stool? That way, everything will be within reach.

*walking over to warming drawer*

I hope you like hot buns.


8,485 posted on 12/16/2005 10:00:30 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Well, let's hope for dry weather then.

Are you going stag or is this a family event?


8,486 posted on 12/16/2005 10:01:57 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Dead Corpse
Texas non-slippery road skills drivers

Man, ain't you got that right. Some folks here in DFW are downright dumb about that. I mean, I'm from Phoenix and I got more sense than to just fly along...

8,487 posted on 12/16/2005 10:04:18 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad

You seem distracted, Timpad. Rough morning at work?

*Scooping up meatballs*


8,488 posted on 12/16/2005 10:05:06 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
What's not to like?

fight it, fight it...

 
Um, nothing, nothing at all. It's just a bit thin, and kinda limp when cooked. I like firm, perky ones.
 
ohh no, what have I done?

Yeah, those buns'll be great!


8,489 posted on 12/16/2005 10:06:14 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

No pretty good actually today, and the burns are healing nicely. Hmmm...Are those meatballs spicy?


8,490 posted on 12/16/2005 10:07:15 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; timpad
Stag. It's a family event, but not for a two year old. We were gonna give Ana another five years before getting her into the sport. I think part of it is apprehendion on Zon's part too. She hasn't picked up a firearm in a while.

As for Texas drivers, it would have been funny the last time we had ice if it wasn't for the fact that I was on the same roads with some of those knotheads. Amazing what walks around upright some times...

8,491 posted on 12/16/2005 10:09:53 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

got it. yes. definitely. but don't feel the need to be completely bland, o my sister.


8,492 posted on 12/16/2005 10:10:57 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: timpad
*amused glance*

I know what you mean. Limp stalks make for a disappointing experience.

*walking to the counter*

Here you go. Careful, now, they're a little overfilled. Oh, wait, you like them firm, too.

play it cool, play it cool

You want something to wet your whistle?

8,493 posted on 12/16/2005 10:11:48 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Darkchylde

*Pbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbth!*


8,494 posted on 12/16/2005 10:12:03 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
*Gives up. Flat out gives up*
 
Uh huh. Something warm, and very, very moist...

8,495 posted on 12/16/2005 10:13:50 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: King Prout

Well bleh!

What was that for?


8,496 posted on 12/16/2005 10:13:52 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Dead Corpse

We started our two youngest at age five. KP has a great shot of Tertia using a rifle.


8,497 posted on 12/16/2005 10:14:02 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Yeah... we'll see with Ana. I plan on setting her up with a Nerf pistol of some type here within the next year or so.


8,498 posted on 12/16/2005 10:16:19 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: timpad

*Looking in the pantry*

Oh, what's this down here?

*Bending over*

Umph! Can't quite reach it.

*Stretching out on hands and knees*

*Glances at Timpad*

I think I need some help over here.


8,499 posted on 12/16/2005 10:17:14 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
I think I need some help over here.

On the way...right bloody now.

8,500 posted on 12/16/2005 10:18:22 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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